Somebody i f*cked once

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Elvenassasin: rayla

Humanmage<3: callum



Elvenassasin: Hello

Elvenassasin: You there?

Elvenassasin: I need to talk to someone

Humanmage<3: Aren't I usually the one who starts the conversations?

Elvenassasin: Yeah but i was bored

Elvenassasin: My roommate is out and I'm done homework

Humanmage<3: So that means you're in school;)

Elvenassasin: Hehe so funny🙄

Humanmage<3: Well I'm just trying to figure out your personality

Elvenassasin: Guess what genius? Everyone goes to school

Humanmage<3: Not everyone.....

Elvenassasin: Pfttttttttttttttt

Humanmage<3: You're very immature for a girl

Elvenassasin: I haven't aged since i was 14

Humanmage<3: LMAO

Elvenassasin: It's the truthhhhhhhhhhhh

Humanmage<3: I'm dying-

Elvenassasin: I bet you're no better

Humanmage<3: Well, we're both here talking to random strangers, so yeah

Elvenassasin: No one forced you to

Humanmage<3: But all my friends were doing it

Elvenassasin: SAME, my roommate even met someone!

Humanmage<3: I mean technically we can go out

Elvenassasin: Are you a guy?

Humanmage<3: Ofc

Elvenassasin: Good because I'm straighter than a ruler

Humanmage<3: *snorts*

Elvenassasin: BUT- there's one slight problem

Humanmage<3: What?

Elvenassasin: Well actually two

Humanmage<3: WHAT?

Elvenassasin: I have a boyfriend

Humanmage<3: O h

Elvenassasin: And i don't know anything about you

Humanmage<3: Well we could just break the rules

Elvenassasin: NOT happening

Humanmage<3: Whatevs,I have plenty of girls to date, you're probably ugly as fuck

Elvenassasin: HOW DARE YOU

Humanmage<3: Wha?

Elvenassasin: HOW DARE YOU

Elvenassasin: You have no right talking to a gIRL LIKE THAT

Humanmage<3: Well, you can be just an old hag

Elvenassasin: I'M TWENTY

Humanmage<3: OH

Elvenassasin: Yeah! ohhhhhhh

Humanmage<3: I'm also twenty.....

Elvenassasin: UGH you're a nightmare!

Humanmage<3: Your fault that you chose me

Elvenassasin: I'll never forgive myself

Humanmage<3: Tell that to yourself one day when we're in an English garden getting married.

Elvenassasin: Ok now I'm actually laughing

Humanmage<3: Just sayin....

Elvenassasin: How did you know I wanted to get married in an English garden?

Humanmage<3: I didn't

Elvenassasin: ...

Elvenassasin: I've wanted to since i was a little girl

Humanmage<3: Same

Elvenassasin: You were a little girl?

Humanmage<3: OMG no, but my parents got married there

Elvenassasin: That's sweet

Humanmage<3: You're so cheesy

Elvenassasin: Tell that to Catra

Humanmage<3: Huh?

Elvenassasin: I'm watching She-Ra right now

Humanmage<3: Very mature

Elvenassasin: I might be, but it's amazing

Humanmage<3: Oh no

Elvenassasin: ROMANCE GOALS

Humanmage<3: Hell naw

Elvenassasin: Shut up, wait and see. Watch it.

Humanmage<3: Maybe i will

Elvenassasin: Perfect, now tell me what you're doing right now

Humanmage<3: Um

Elvenassasin: Tell me

Humanmage<3: Listening to somebody i fucked once.....

Elvenassasin: PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS BUT FUCK IT! HERE'S MY CONFESSION

Humanmage<3: I'M KINDA HOOKED ON YOU AND IN THE MOOD FOR AN OBSESSION

Elvenassasin: YEAH! YOU MIGHT BE SOMEONE I COULD LOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Humanmage<3: OR YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY I FUCKED ONCE

Elvenassasin: I love that song🥲

Humanmage<3: I thought i was the only one

Elvenassasin: I guess you're not

Humanmage<3: Well, i gotta go and eat dinner

Elvenassasin: Awww have fun

Humanmage<3: Cya

Callum closed his computer, confused as ever

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