Rayllum AU-I know you

Your worst habit

Humanmage<3: Do u ever think about me?

Elvenassasin: Yeah

Humanmage<3: When?

Elvenassasin: Well lemme see...

Elvenassasin: When I'm lying in bed talking to you

Humanmage<3: Other than that

Elvenassasin: I guess when I'm alone

Humanmage<3: How often is that?

Elvenassasin: Very often

Humanmage<3: Sorry

Elvenassasin: It's not your fault

Elvenassasin: My life is just complicated

Humanmage<3: Tell that to my dad

Humanmage<3: Why?

Humanmage<3: He assumes he can bring me wherever he wants

Elvenassasin: That sounds nice

Humanmage<3: Bleh

Humanmage<3: Ok ok

Elvenassasin: That last time I saw my dads was a year ago

Humanmage<3: dAdS?!

Elvenassasin: Yeah

Humanmage<3: That's so cool

Elvenassasin: Ig idk

Humanmage<3: No I knew a girl with two dads and she was the best thing that ever happened to me

Elvenassasin: So you're assuming I'm amazing?

Humanmage<3: Pretty much

Elvenassasin: New topic new topic

Humanmage<3: Ummm what do you watch?

Elvenassasin: She-ra

Humanmage<3: Lmao ok

Elvenassasin: As if you're any better

Humanmage<3: I am!

Elvenassasin: So what are you watching?

Humanmage<3: Umm.... Voltron

Elvenassasin: No

Elvenassasin: No

Elvenassasin: No

Elvenassasin: Bro you like that show?!

Humanmage<3: Yeah, Keith and Lance bring out the gay in me

Elvenassasin: Ew no

Humanmage<3: You cannot admit they're not attractive

Elvenassasin: They are but.....

Humanmage<3: I get it

Elvenassasin: Do you watch MLB

Humanmage<3: girl that show is a pain in my ass

Elvenassasin: Wdym?

Humanmage<3: It"s so painful to watch... just fucking OPEN YOUR EYES you dumb bitches it's not that hard.

Elvenassasin: *wheeze*

Humanmage<3: It's TRUE!

Elvenassasin: *another wheeze*

Humanmage<3: Umm what else do you watch

Elvenassasin: Lemme think

Humanmage<3: Avatar the last airbender

Elvenassasin: That show was my childhood🥲

Humanmage<3: I still love it

Elvenassasin: Please don't tell me you're a zutara shipper

Humanmage<3: HELL TO THAT SHIP

Elvenassasin: Ok ok good

Humanmage<3: Are you?

Elvenassasin: 🤮

Humanmage<3: Ok that answers my question

Humanmage<3: You into troll hunters?

Elvenassasin: I was until the last movie

Humanmage<3: Yeah I sobbed

Elvenassasin: My roommate was screaming

Humanmage<3: LMAO

Elvenassasin: It's true

Humanmage<3: I love your roommate

Humanmage<3: She seems awesome

Elvenassasin: She's amazing

Humanmage<3: Well let's play 20 questions

Elvenassasin: Ok you go first

Elvenassasin: And nothing too personal

Humanmage<3: FINE

Elvenassasin: What's one bad habit you can't stop that you've never told anyone

Humanmage<3: Ummm

Elvenassasin: masturbating

Humanmage<3: GIRL WTF

Humanmage<3: NO HESITATION

Elvenassasin: yeah

Humanmage<3: What?! So you masturbate all the time.

Elvenassasin: Pretty much sums it up

Humanmage<3: I'm talking to an idiot

Elvenassasin: Okay okay sheesh

Elvenassasin: My turn

Elvenassasin: Your favorite place in the whole wide world

Humanmage<3: Italy

Elvenassasin: Why?

Humanmage<3: Because I love the culture, and it was the last place I visited with my whole family

Elvenassasin:That's cute

Humanmage<3: mY tUrN

Humanmage<3: Favorite dRiNk

Elvenassasin: Starbucks peppermint mocha (currently my fav💁‍♀️)

Humanmage<3: Ooo

Humanmage<3: Never tried it

Elvenassasin: Oh you need to for me then

Humanmage<3: I promise I will

Elvenassasin: Ummm

Elvenassasin: Have you ever masturbated?

Humanmage<3: If I say no will you laugh

Elvenassasin: Wait what-

Humanmage<3: I just never had the time

Elvenassasin: YOU'VE NEVER?

Humanmage<3: nEvEr

Elvenassasin: Ohmygod i don't believe it

Humanmage<3: It's gross

Elvenassasin: So you're allowed making fun of me for doing it all the time when you've never even touched yourself?!

Humanmage<3: Okay okay I'm going now

Elvenassasin: This isn't over

Humanmage<3: Yeah yeah okay