Obey Me! Shall We Date Oneshots

I Don't Like You That Way

TW: miscommunication? idk if that really counts
Ship: Asmodeus x Solomon x Simeon x MC (polyamory)
Perspective: third person

MC is gender neutral here

The four lovers walk the hallways in a hotel for their trip to the human world.
"Okay, so I couldn't get a four-person room, so we have two two-person rooms." Solomon starts.
"I pick MC!!!" Asmo wraps his arms around the human and snuggles into them. MC chuckles.
"Actually, me and Solomon wanted to stay together." they say, politely pushing Asmo away.
"Aww..." he lets out and stands next to Simeon. Simeon doesn't say anything.
"Room 102 will be ours and room 115 will be yours." Solomon hands Simeon a key connected to a hard plastic tag that reads '115'. "We've got a big day tommorow, so why don't we set up for the night and meet back up tommorow morning?"
After the group confirms their plans, they go their seperate ways.

Solomon unlocks the door to their room and MC walks in behind them.
"Are you sure this is a good plan?" they ask. Solomon smiles.
"If we're going to try out this polyamory thing those two need to figure out what their relationship is. We all know our feelings for each other except them. Knowing Asmo, he'll make a move on him while they're alone in there and they'll be forced to talk about it." He sets down his bag. "And even if they don't, we at least get some alone time together, don't we?" MC chuckles.
"And here I thought you were being selfless for once." they joke.

Simeon unlocks the door to him and Asmo's room and holds it open for Asmo to walk in first. He smiles and enters, dragging along several bags.
"Do you ever go anywhere without bringing your whole wardrobe?" Simeon jokes as he enters behind him.
"Oh, don't be silly! If I were to bring my WHOLE wardrobe the room would be packed!" he says. Simeon laughs.
"I hope for your sake that's an exaggeration." He sets his bag down on a table. He then looks around and takes note of the fact there's only one king-sized bed, not two smaller beds like he'd assumed. "Ah..." Asmo perks his head up at Simeon's small vocalization, then turns to look where he's looking and giggles.
"Aww, are you being shy~?" He saddles up behind the angel and gives him a hug. "Don't worry, I wouldn't do anything you're uncomfortable with." he tells the truth, but still gives a playful tone. Simeon tenses up.
"Um, yes... thank you." he mumbles. Asmo raises an eyebrow and lets go, walking around him to look him in the face.
"Is everything alright?" he asks, genuinely concerned. Simeon takes a breath.
"Sorry, I just get a little uncomfortable with some of your comments." he answers.
"That's fine, no need to apologize. I'm just excited to be alone with you for once!" He smiles. "It's never just the two of us, is it?" He wanders to the bed and sits down. "I mean, we haven't even kissed yet! That hardly seems fair compared to the things I've done with MC and Solomon."
"Oh dear..." Simeon mumbles. He walks forward. "I fear I may have accidentally led you on, Asmo. I don't like you that way" he admits. Asmo immediately deflates, then gives a confused expression.
"But... You're my boyfriend?" He keeps staring at Simeon, who shakes his head.
"I'm sorry, but I think you misunderstand our arrangement. I'm MC and Solomon's boyfriend, and they're both dating you, but I'm not your boyfriend." He didn't like giving Asmo the hard truth like this, but it's important he understood. Asmo looks down and to the side, with a frown.
"I-I thought we were all dating each other... I guess this is my fault for not making sure" he sighs. "I feel dumb now." Simeon sits next to him in the bed.
"Please don't feel bad about this. I do love you, Asmodeus, just not in a romantic sence" he says. Asmo looks up at him.
"You love me?" he speaks with a bit of hope in his voice.
"Of course I do. As you know, I was very close with Lucifer back in the day. We were like brothers. And, with you being Lucifer's brother, I cared about you too. I think that's why it's so weird to see myself romantically with you, I still see you as a brother." Simeon smiles.
"I never saw you as a brother." Asmo says. "Yes, you were close to Lucifer, but we didn't hang out that much. You were just my older brother's best friend." He chuckles. "I mean, it's pretty common for a younger sibling to get a crush on an older sibling's friend so I don't think my feelings for you are weird at all" he explains.
"Yes, I see how that would make sense, but that still doesn't change my feelings." Simeon says.
"I understand that." Asmo smiles. "I'm glad we had this talk."

Simeon walks through the hallways of the hotel, reading the room numbers.
"104... 103... There, 102!" He talks to himself before knocking on the door. After a moment, Solomon answers, letting Simeon see into the low-light of the room. Solomon smiles.
"I thought I might be seeing you again tonight" he says, before stepping to the side and letting him in.
"Ah, Solomon. Ever the schemer" Simeon teases. "It didn't hit me until I was walking over here that you must've done this on purpose."
"Guily as charged" Solomon chuckles, then pauses. "Did you two figure things out?" He asks genuinely.
"Yes, we did. Though I feel bad about letting him down like that." Simeon frowns. Solomon grabs his hand.
"Don't feel bad for being honest. Being honest is better than letting miscommunication ruin everything." He holds his hand for a moment then leans in to give the angel a small kiss.
"Do you mind if I join you and MC? Asmo and I agreed it'd be best if we didn't sleep in the same bed tonight."
"Not at all. They're already asleep, so feel free to go lay down next to them. I've still got stuff to do, but I'll join in soon." Solomon turns around to sit at a desk in the room. Simeon folds his arms.
"Is this another scheme you're planning?" Simeon jokingly scolds.
"A magician never reveals his secrets."