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Hey, so I know I haven't been updating this for a while and it is mostly due to the fact that I am starting my GCSE's this year so I have been more focused on school than anything else.

I have also been doing some other things too so I haven't had much of a chance to focus on this. However once Christmas break hits, I will be trying to update more often!


Either way, my idea with this is just taking some random prompts and seeing what happens so lets go!

(most of these are from another book of mine which I am basically recycling from)


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Pirouletta: Hey Dot, what are you up to?

Dot: Plotting the destruction of the entire world and everyone that lives on it.

Pirouletta: That's nice. What would you like for dinner?

Dot: Chicken Nuggets

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Chips: Time to go grope the turkey!

Pip: Is it really still counted as groping if it's dead?

Chips: Then its necrophilia. I figured that groping though would be a less creepy way of saying it

Wheezy: Or you could just say dinner prep. That works too...

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Hocus Pocus: Are you ready for another year of awkward conversations and unmet familial expectations?

Anyone in the Tipsy Troop: No but I bought tequila so I will be soon

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(texting each other)

Mangosteen: hey boss, is it possible for you to lend me some cash please?

King Dice: Why?

Mangosteen: because i'm £250 short on my motts applesauce payment due the 18th

King Dice: I-Excuse me what?

Mangosteen: Oh sorry, autocorrect. I was meant to say mortgage payment

King Dice: 

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Pip: Who the fuck-

Pirouletta: Hey language! We are in public and there are kids about

Pip: Ah I see. Whom the fuck-

Pirouletta: *face palms*

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*There is loud music coming from a Christmas parade down the street to the casino, being loud enough so that everyone can here it*

King Dice: Boss are you alright? You are being kinda quiet...

Devil: No one plans their murders out loud

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