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Hey  so I am doing one of these again except this time it is smaller and we have a few extra faces in it!


I got the quotes from https://perchance.org/incorrectquotegenerator   so check it out when you have. Without wasting any more time, I hope you enjoy!


Pip to Hocus: I dare you to-

Wheezy: Sorry but Hocus isn't allowed to accept dares.

Hocus: Apparently, I have 'no regard for my personal safety'


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King Dice: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Devil: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Wheezy: Some kid fell over in the parking lot.


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Dot: Why do you have a diary?

Mangosteen: To keep secrets from my computer


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Chips: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Chips: *proceeds to cut a slice of cake*

Cuphead: ...can I have some?

Chips: Cake is for talkers.


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Pip: Rules were made to be broken!

Pirouletta: Yeah, well bodies weren't!


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Chips: Do you ever miss the imagination of childhood.

Wheezy: I never had one.

Chips: ...an imagination or a childhood?


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Wheezy: You're a lying cheating piece of shit! You're not the person I married!

King Dice: Fine then! We're getting a divorce, and I am taking the kids!

Mangosteen, pushing the monopoly board away from them: I think we should stop playing now.


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Mangosteen: You tricked me!

Phear Lap: No, I merely deceived you. 'Tricked' sounds like we have a playful relationship.


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Chips: *dials 911*

Chips: hey I hate to be 'that guy' but I just glued myself to the ceiling again...I think I need help.


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Pirouletta: You will machete through this!

Pirouletta: *make it

Pirouletta: Please don't try to machete yourself through this.

Dot: Too late-


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