Mary the magician walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on her feet. She was also cursed and had a bad disease. She also ate very little, which made her rather frail and with her odd diet, she suffered from bad breath. This made her a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
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HumorDo u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face un...
