Who is the leader of the Aluminati?
Let's start with pizza
Pizza rhymes with Pisa
The tower of Pisa is in Italy
Another thing from Italy is galato
Galato is the cousin of ice cream
An ice cream cone is a triangle
Triangle have 3 sides
3 x 6 is 18
The game of golf has 18 holes
The golf of Mexico is in Mexico
Mexico is one of three countrys in North America
You know what has 3?
A triangle a triangle is the shape of the Aluminati
Mexico is also next to America
And who is the leader of America?
Obama!
And if it is true that he is a human he has eyes
The Aluminati has an eye
Therefor Obama is the leader of the Aluminati
(Write your own Aluminati conspiracy in the comments)
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