"What the heck is going on here?" yelled an angry man storming into the florist shop. "I just lost one of my main clients and it's your fault!" "Why don't you calm down a bit," said the lady behind the counter, "and let us know what exactly happened." "Well," said the man, "My biggest client moved to a new location, and to be nice I called you guys up and asked you to send him some flowers with a note saying 'Congratulations on your new location.' He calls me up and says, 'What's the idea with sending me a note that says "Rest in peace"?'" "Oh no!" she sighed, "Now I know why I got a nasty message from the funeral parlor!"
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HumorDo u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face un...
