Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
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HumorDo u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face un...
