I have a question... I you had to choose between your best friend or a million dollars, what would you buy first?
This is a serious question so plz comment!
(Any one that reads The Oatmeal would get the picture above)
Now for the joke:
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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred -- one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house
(No offense to any blondes! I'm blonde myself!)

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