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Holy cow crap! I had no idea I'd get this much! It's my first book and I thought this would be just between me and my friends... Well technically my 2nd book but that's beside the point. I don't know how to celebrate though... I got it!
Think about it 3! (Not that exiting, I know)... Or I'll eat peanut butter by my self... And watch my views slowly go up. Aaaaaaaaaany way, thanks for reading a make sure to recommend to your friends! P.S.: if you scroll a couple minutes to the right on popular humor you can find this book! And now... THINK ABOUT IT 3!
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1: what if water is a drug, and we've been addicted all our life?
2: if everything is made in China... Where was China made?
3: if you want a literal "sandwich with everything", just go on opposite ends of the earth and put a slice of bread on the ground
4: what if the first person to eat a poison berry was just allergic?
5: what if oxygen makes our voices deeper and helium turns your voice back to normal
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Bonus joke:
Teacher: where's your homework?
Student: at home...
Teacher: and what's it doing there?
Student: obviously having more fun

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