Holy cow crap! I had no idea I'd get this much! It's my first book and I thought this would be just between me and my friends... Well technically my 2nd book but that's beside the point. I don't know how to celebrate though... I got it!
Think about it 3! (Not that exiting, I know)... Or I'll eat peanut butter by my self... And watch my views slowly go up. Aaaaaaaaaany way, thanks for reading a make sure to recommend to your friends! P.S.: if you scroll a couple minutes to the right on popular humor you can find this book! And now... THINK ABOUT IT 3!
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1: what if water is a drug, and we've been addicted all our life?
2: if everything is made in China... Where was China made?
3: if you want a literal "sandwich with everything", just go on opposite ends of the earth and put a slice of bread on the ground
4: what if the first person to eat a poison berry was just allergic?
5: what if oxygen makes our voices deeper and helium turns your voice back to normal
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Bonus joke:
Teacher: where's your homework?
Student: at home...
Teacher: and what's it doing there?
Student: obviously having more fun
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HumorDo u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face un...