If your not supposed to talk to strangers then how do you make friends?
If a tomato is a fruit the ketchup is a smoothie
Don't take candy from strangers they say... Does that mean halloween is dangerous?
Can you dump raisins in water and they become grapes?
If everything tastes like chicken, does chicken taste like everything?
It's impossible to say good eye might with put sounding Australian
I bet you tried the fact above
The lullaby "rock a by baby" is about a baby that falls out of a tree and dies... Very morbid but interesting :D
Why don't we sing happy birthday to newborns?
(I'll make a think about it 2 in the near future... B) remember to comment and vote)
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HumorDo u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face un...