1 (;<;) <~~~~ fat duck I guess
Read "the absolutely cliche apocalypse" by GenericQueso! It features me as a main character! (Also has similar comedy but come on, mine is still obviously better)
Ready for the joke? I know u r!
Suzy: I'm back b****! I was the Easter egg in the last joke! And now... For laughing at my misery... I will strangle you to death!
Suzy: ...
Suzy: *(TT~TT)*
Suzy: never mind, see you later
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Why couldn't Suzy get up? No one would help her
What did Suzy get for Christmas? 4 different diseases
What did Suzy get last Christmas? We don't she couldn't open the boxes
Where did Suzy go when the bomb came? Everywhere
How did Suzy lose her arms? The car didn't have seat belts
Why didn't Suzy get up when she fell off the swing? She broke her neck and died
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But wait!
How did Suzy come back to life? She didn't
How did she come back for real? Modern medicine... She's back for another part... >:)
YOU ARE READING
Jokes when you need them
हास्य-विनोदDo u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face un...
