Two fish are in a tank and one tells the other, "how do you drive this thing?"
Two peanuts are sitting next to each other. One tells the other "hey, you know what's weird?". The other says "look! A talking peanut!"
I don't think blind people will find this offensive... I don't think they'll find anything
A tree walks into a bar and they bartender says, "I dint know trees could walk"
What do you call a person who never finishes their sent---
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HumorDo u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face un...
