Waiter: would you like a table?
What I want to say:
Me: no thanks I just like standing here
Me: no that's too mainstream
Me: no thanks, carpet for 2 please
What I do say:
Yes please, table for 2
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HumorDo u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face un...
