8000 frkn reads!

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I have frkn 8000 reads?!?!
All of you still reading this far you got dedication, patience, and a sense of humor (maybe) ;)
I love (not the guys reading in a gay way) all of you (not really I just want more reads/votes) and I hope you have a great life (also not really I only know like, 3 of you irl and forget you heard the last thing in parentheses and forget this one too... Get it? Got it? Good)

Any way I guess you want a joke? (Find the Easter egg in the story)

Teacher: live everyday like its your last day on earth
Me: *goes home, cry's, eats ice cream, says good buy to family, writes suicide note, fakes death*

Next day:
Teacher: jake?
Jake: here
Teacher: Suzy?
Suzy: here
Teacher: Ryan?
...
Teacher: where is Ryan?

Back at home:
Me: *eating ice cream*

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