Papi the DILF (Papi x Reader)

Chapter 5

(A/N: 🍋WARNING!!!! LEMON SCENE AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!🍋)

Before you and Papi returned back to Wolf Circus, you stopped by your garden where you had been growing a lemon tree. It had fully grown into a quite literal fruitful tree, bearing bright yellow lemons. You two relaxed on a nearby bench. The bench was facing away from the lemon tree, but the two of you were still appreciative of the lemon tree.

"I'm so glad," you said dreamily. "I'm so glad that our lemon tree finally grew."

"Me too," agreed Papi, holding you close in his arms.

"And sprouted fruitful lemony lemons!"

"I know. Me too! I mean imagine; we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon meringue pie..."

Still cradled in his arms, you turned towards Papi, "I think it's the most valuable property that we have."

Unbeknownst to you and Papi, a stranger began lurking by the beloved lemon tree.

"I do agree," Papi responded to your statement, still unaware of the thief from behind. "I think we should go to the bank and get a loan. Actually we should get lemon tree insurance."

"I think you're right," you giggled.

"And then get a loan," Papi continued. "And use the lemon tree as collateral, because it is now insured." Papi smiled dreamily. "I truly do love our lemon tree."

"Just imagine," you looked up at the sky as you fantasized about the lemons. "A life full of lemon trees!"

"I know! And all... and all our beautiful lemons!"

"Endless possibilities!" you chimed in,

"Endless possibilities," Papi nodded in reiteration, as the stranger began plucking lemons and stuffing them into her one piece lingerie. "They're so beautiful!"

"I wish I was a lemon," you confessed.

"You wish you were a lemon? If you were a lemon, I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons."

You tilted your head back so you could look into Papi's dreamy eyes. "That's so beautiful!" a concern suddenly popped into your mind. "I only hope that the whores aren't stealing our lemons!" You frowned. "You know, those naughty whores! They're stealing lemons!"

Papi nodded, sharing your concerns, "We do have a couple lemon whores in this... in this community, yes."

"Those damn lemon stealing whores!" you stated angrily.

"Because no one will take our prized lemons," Papi assured.

"Hey," another point had suddenly occurred to you. "Has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"

Actually, it had been over a minute, but hey. Who's counting?

"It has been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree," Papi stated. Clearly he had not been counting.

The two of you turned to the lemon tree to find a whore stealing your lemons.

"Hey!" you gasped.

"Hey, what the fuck!?" Papi yelled angrily.

"It's a whore!" you cried as you and Papi both got up to stop the lemon-stealing whore.

"It's a whore stealing our lemons!" Papi jumped over the bench to chase the whore.

(A/N: 🍋LEMON OVER🍋

Now for the sex scene.)

After Papi stopped the lemon whore by summoning the sun to destroy her, the two of you went back to Wolf Circus. Thankfully, Papi and Kedamono were already asleep. You went into your tent and Papi followed. Once inside, you sat Papi down onto your bed. You straddled yourself on top of Papi and began kissing him on the lips. When you pulled away, you removed your shirt, fully exposing your upper torso. Papi used a gloved finger to gently trace his finger along the curves of your body. You removed the rest of the clothes, but instructed Papi to keep his clothes on. After all, his fashion was way too fabulous! He still at least unzipped his skin tight pants and let his erection spring free. Holy cow! He was a completely reasonable size. You then sat on top of him and rocked back and forth (A/N No, I don't actually know what sex is)  and you two moaned in harmony as you both reached towards climax.

Perhaps you were too loud, as Popee burst through the tent's entrance and screamed: "I fucking knew it!"

(A/N: If you've made it this far, you need Jesus)