Papi the DILF (Papi x Reader)

Chapter 14

A sudden explosion could be heard. The ceiling above you began caving in. Before being crushed by a broken-off cross-shaped piece of the ceiling, Alien swooped in with his mech and grabbed you, narrowly escaping certain death. You thought the worst was over, but then zombies started emerging from the cracks of the walls. You had to fight off the zombies. Once all the zombies were gone, a second explosion was heard. This time the explosion came from Alien's mech. He died. That sucked.

You heard the sinister chuckling of Popee through a PA system that somehow maintained intact following the chaos.

"Popee!" you called out. "You killed that alien guy who sometimes appears in episodes of your show!"

"He was an asshole anyway!" Popee's voice replied through an overhead speaker. "I'm impressed that you managed to stay in one piece for this long." A sharp click could be heard. "Let's continue to test your endurance."

This time, there was lava beneath your feet. You had to use the parkour of a toddler to avoid getting burnt. Thankfully, due to your minimal training with acrobatics with Papi, you were at least as agile as the average toddler. Kudos, kiddo.

After another sound effect echoed through the speakers, the place began to flood. Luckily, most of the water slipped through the cracks in the floor. Popee should have ordered his traps more wisely.

Then, the sound of a lever being pulled triggered the most terrifying trap of all. A projector turned on and an image was projected along this amazingly untouched wall. On the screen was a choppily photoshopped image of Papi and Jennifer Lawrence kissing each other. It was clearly an image of Jennifer Lawrence in one of her movies where she kisses someone, but that other guy's face is replaced with Papi's face. Popee used some stage smoke in front of the projected screen in an attempt to mask the photoshop errors and make the picture more realistic.

"You see, y/n," said Popee. "Papi doesn't really love you. He is in love with... her."

You opened your mouth, but you weren't exactly sure what to say. A queasy mix of second-hand embarrassment and fear began to swarm in the pits of your stomach. Popee's desperation was indeed pitiful, but it was also dangerous.

"He is going to cheat on you and leave you," Popee continued, but his voice was no longer through the speakers, but from behind you. You turn around to see him standing right there, still wearing Papi's costume.

"Popee," you finally said, but Popee cut you off.

"He was with someone before you, you know," Popee inched closer to you, the corners of his mouth curling into a sinister smile. "My mother... you ever wonder what happened with her?"

"None of us know what happened to her," you answered. "That doesn't matter anyway."

"Doesn't it, though?" Popee cocked his head. 

"Sometimes it doesn't matter who you are with," you attempted to reason. "All that matters is who you end up with."

"That's not what I'm talking about!" Popee at this point was so close to you, you had to back up. "He left her! He broke her heart! You are making a huge mistake! Are you willing to risk heartbreak for this asshole?"

Your eyes narrowed as you glared at Popee, "I am willing to risk so much more for this DILF."

Out of rage, Popee screamed and began tackling you. He was on top of you, holding you to the ground. Half of his screaming was incoherent, but you managed to hear him say, "Papi will hurt you! Papi is sadistic! Papi is a bastard! Papi is a whore!" You knew deep down that Popee was mostly speaking out of sheer anger, but you couldn't help but feel your own anger rise up inside you. "Papi is a goddamn shithead! Papi never loved you! Papi hates you! Papi hates everyone!"

"Keep my man's name OUT your FUCKING MOUTH!" You screamed as you slapped Popee across his face. That was the one time you saw Popee look caught off guard. You took advantage of this to push Popee aside and stand up. You turned to the dumbfounded boy, who was still sitting on the ground, mouth agape, and cheek red from the slap. "I'm sorry, Popee, but I need to go find Papi."

"Right under here, sweetie!" Papi waved from underneath the floor. You looked down to see a gap in the floor. You and Papi waved to each other.

"Hold on just a moment," you pulled out a convenient hammer and chisel and started digging away at the floor. "You might want to take a step back."

After a short moment of chiseling away at the floor, you heard Papi's voice cry "Y/N! Behind you!"

You blacked out.