Papi the DILF (Papi x Reader)

Chapter 6

(A/N: Wow. I forgot I was writing this. To be fair, I never write sober. And no. I am not currently sober, which is probably not good because I have work in the morning)

You and Papi were hurriedly dressing yourselves while Popee angrily glared at the two of you.

"Y/n," growled Popee in a low voice. "You told me that nothing was going on between you and... and this fucking sunshine harlequin!"

"Compared to what he usually calls me, this is a compliment," Papi said to you with a subtle shrug.

"A-and you!" Popee pointed an angry finger at Papi. "How could you do this?" Popee's eyes began to moisten with tears of both rage and sorrow. "How could you sleep with y/n? I was in love... with..." Popee's voice trailed off as he turned his head to the floor. You weren't able to see the crimson color of Popee's cheeks, but you were able to spot a couple of tear drops hitting the floor between his feet.

"Popee," you said in a soft voice. "You are my best friend. I care about you very much. You know that."

"But you don't care about me the way I care about you," sniffed Popee.

"With all due respect, Popee, you are seventeen."

"I'll be eighteen in a couple months," he pleaded. "I'm gonna be legal soon!"

"Popee, stop," you took a deep breath. "I am in love with Papi. I have been in love with him ever since I first saw him perform. He is very special to me, as are you. I am sorry to hide this from you. I still wish to remain your friend."

"Or your mother!" Papi chimed in. In response, Popee pulled out a chainsaw and killed you both.

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Popee stormed out of the tent angrily. Kedamono was outside, waiting for Popee.

"You doing alright, Popee?" asked Kedamono. "I heard the chainsaw. When you use chainsaws, you are usually angry."

"Of course I'm angry!" Popee growled. "I caught Papi and y/n doing that... bedroom thing."

"Popee, it's called sex," said Kedamono. "And I know it's weird and uncomfortable. After all, this is your dad and your best friend. Together. Naked. Touching each other."

"Kedamono, you aren't helping."

"But at the end of the day, you should be happy for them. After all, they have loved each other for quite some time."

"Wait," Popee looked up at Kedamono. "How did you know that?"

"It's pretty obvious," Kedamono's mask fell down to reveal another mask rolling its eyes. "Have you really never noticed all those times y/n was saying things like 'what's going on with Papi' and 'when is Papi coming over' and 'Papi is kind of a DILF'."

"Now that you mention it..." Popee sighed in contemplation.

"And Papi was always saying things like 'y/n is so beautiful', 'my son has such hot friends', and 'what I wouldn't give to rail y/n's ass'."

"Okay," Popee narrowed his eyes. "I get it. But you must have known that I..."

"I know," Kedamono nodded. "It  hurts when the one you love falls with another. But there are other fish in the sea. In fact, there are two sexy ladies that I would like to introduce you to!"

"Are you talking about those dancing space girls on TV?"

"Yes!" Kedamono wagged his tail. "Wanna come watch them with me? It might cheer you up!"

"Alright," Popee smiled softly. "Why not?"

"Great!" Kedamono ran over to his little TV area. "I'll set up the TV!"

Popee made his way over to the TV area. "Didn't those two girls come out as lesbians last month?"

"Wait. What?"