Papi the DILF (Papi x Reader)

Chapter 10

"Popee, this is getting out of hand," warned Kedamono as he watched thousands of people burning alive. "I think we should maybe call it quits. I am pretty sure this is enough violence for the year."

Popee pulled out a bucket of chicken.

"Then again," Kedamono licked his lips. "I suppose this isn't so bad."

"Of course not," chuckled Popee, heading back to his mech. "I'm just getting started."

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You and Papi knew what to do. You first got an inventor person to build a grow ray. Then, you went to the nerd shop to get an action figure of a robot. You then grew the action figure using the grow ray. Now all you two had to do was get a mech piloting license and you both would be ready to save the world from Popee's destructive destruction.

Papi had just signed up for mech piloting 101 at Mobile Suit University, when Kedamono apparated out of nowhere. He immediately put Papi in a headlock and turned to you.

"Sorry," said Kedamono. "Popee promised me some fried chicken if I did this."

"Nah, I get it," you nodded as Kedamono apparated away along with Papi, leaving you all alone. Your loneliness made you want to cry, but you know you had no time to do that. Instead, it was up to you to sign up for that mech piloting class.

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First day of your lessons, you saw that one alien guy who sometimes shows up in episodes of Popee the Performer.

"Hi Alien," you greeted. "What are you doing here?"

"I am your teacher," Alien replied.

"You can pilot mechs? I thought you only piloted UFOs!"

"I have licenses for mechs, UFOs, motorcycles, cars, and helicopters," he stated proudly. You applauded in response. "I assume you want to take this class to put a stop to Popee's evildoing?"

You nodded.

"I can help."

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Back at Popee's evil headquarters, Popee was sitting in a swivel chair with a white cat in in his lap. Kedamono wagged his tail as he entered the room.

"I have captured Papi," said Kedamono. "You have my reward?"

"Reward?" Popee spun around in his swivel chair. "What reward?"

"You promised me some more fried chicken if I helped you!" Kedamono's voice lowered almost to a growl. His mask also fell revealing another mask, looking slightly more upset.

"Oh shit," Popee recalled that he had snacked on that same bucket of chicken he had promised Kedamono. "Well, we all make mistakes."

Kedamono immediately leapt forward and jumped on top of Popee. The cat that was previously sitting on Popee's lap had jumped off. Kedamono screamed incoherently as he choked Popee. Popee, struggling to breathe, desperately reached underneath his chair where he had kept a tranquilizer. Once he had grabbed a hold of the syringe, he pulled it up and jabbed it into Kedamono's neck. Kedamono's body went limp and he fell to the ground.

"Damn you Popee," Kedamono managed to mutter before he passed out.

Popee then dragged Kedamono's body into a prison cell (next to the prison cell where he was keeping Papi). The darkness of the room had obscured any figures, but Popee's silhouette was unique enough for Papi to recognize.

"Son?" Papi called out. "What exactly are you planning?"

"What do you think?" Popee asked. "I'm going to destroy the world. No one is going to stop me. Not you. Not Kedamono." Popee smirked. "Not your lover."

"You're wrong," Papi replied calmly. "Y/N can put a stop to whatever it is you are doing, so why don't you stop. You aren't going to succeed anyway."

"Shows what you know, asshole," Popee smirked. "I have something up my sleeve." Popee pulled a pistol from his sleeve and then he shot Papi in the head.