Luffy x reader oneshots

Dumb Pick-up Lines

lol requested by: misstrawffyya00 i looked some up these up sooooo

Y/n's Pick-up lines:

Y/n: Is that steam? Cause I see something hot rising. *Looks down at Luffy's pants*

Luffy: *groans*

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Y/n: Well, here I am. What are your other 2 wishes?"

Luffy: You know what I want. *Pushes you on the bed*

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Y/n" Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you, I smile.

Luffy: *usual smile and kisses you*

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Y/n: Were not socks but I think we'd make a great pair. *winks at Luffy*

Luffy: Of course were not socks. Dummy.

Y/n: *killer smile*

Luffy: *knows he fucked up*

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Y/n: Are you a charger? Cause i'm dying without you. *cute smile*

Luffy: *smiles and hands you his charger*

Y/n: *takes the charger cause phone was about to die anyways*

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Y/n: The way you smile, how can I resist?

Luffy: You can't. *smile*

Y/n: *dies at how cute he is*

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Luffy Pick-Up lines

Luffy: Are you meat? Cause I would eat you non-stop.

Y/n: *blushes*

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Luffy: If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.

Y/n: *smiles and kisses his nose*

Luffy: *puppy eyes* McDonald's?

Y/n *giggles* Let's go.

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Luffy: Are our legs nutella? Cause i'd spread them.

Y/n: *blushes and smirk* Then do it.

Luffy: *drags you to room and locks door*

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Y/n *about to eat ice cream*

Luffy: Put that ice cream down. Your sweet enough.

Y/n: *still eats the ice cream*

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