~Bachelorette~

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|DISCLAIMER:- A SMALL CHAPTER AHEAD|

The next day was a chill day for everyone. At night TUMSAA along with Aasan's cousin were going to have a small party in the garden. TUMSAA was sitting in Manzeel room to pass time. All the set up was going to be done by the hotel management.

Tanzeel:- Bhai ek joke sunata hoon

Everyone paid attention.

Tanzeel:- Ek baar ek tota ja raha tha road pe Chalke

Ashi:- Pakka wo tota Tanzeel hoga!! Kyuki agr uske pass dimag hota to vo udke jaata na ki chalke

Tanzeel:- Tu sunegi joke?!

Ashi:- Nahi

Tanzeel:- To kaan bandh karle.(She closes her ears) To saamne se aai ek gaadi. Jo takra gayi us tote se. So gaadi wale ne tote ko pinjre mein daal diya.

Sanket:- Bhai wo pinjre leke ghumta hai 24X7??

Tanzeel:- Ignoring Sanket fir-

Sanket:- Oh hello!! Dulha hoon mein treat me nicely yaar

Tanzeel:- Shut up!! To fir mera joke bhi diya pagal ne... (After silence) Ha to fir tota utha. To wo bolta hai ki 'Haaye raam. Driver mar gaya mujhe jail ho gayi'

Aashna to Ashi:- Kaash esi prior intimation hume mili hot. Accha hua kaan bandh kar liye the

Unnati:- I swear. Kitna illogical joke tha

Tanzeel:- Joke bilkul logical tha tum logon ka dimag illogical hai.

Sanket:- Abey chal chal!!

Manav:- Mein joke sunata hoon. Ek gaon tha. Vaha bahut farmers rehte the. Ab wo ek din ja rahe the par suddenly atak gaye bich raste mein.

Tanzeel:- Tum par hum hai atke yaara... Yaar!! Kal hi pagalpanti movie dekhi. Kriti Kharbanda, Illeana D'Cruz kitne beautiful lag rahe the

Ashi:- Teri pagalpanti nikalti hoon mein abhi ruk tu

Manav:- Ha to wo atak gaye to usko kya bolenge?

Aashna without even thinking:- Pata nahi

Manav:- Kisaan Jam.

Sanket:- Tum dono sachi joke sunate ho ki sanskrit ka bhajan karte ho!! Ye kese joke the!?

Tanzeel:- Beta tu ekjoke bol

Sanket:- Thike

He winks at AUA and they understood what he wanted to say.

Sanket:- Agar aapka naam rose hai aur mujhe aapko chaand pe bhejna hai to mein kya kahungi??

Manzeel:- Kya?

Sanket:- Gulab jaamun

Although his joke was as dumb as Manzeel's AUA laugh making Manzeel annoy.

Manzeel:- Teeno ki teeno gaddar hai.

All of the laugh.
(Joke courtesy:- Rimorav Vlogs😂)

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