A/N I did change the first part due to not everyone liking smut. sorry, it's how life is.
Dirk came home from work. he sighed.
"wow, I bet everyone's sleeping."
he went up to Daves room and checked on him.
Yeah, that little shit is totally asleep. how cute! Dirk had to hold in his excitement as he "*SQUEEEEEEEEE*"
he didn't hold it in.
at all.
in all honesty it's not his fault that Dave looks so darn cute when he sleeps. jeez. people get so defensive. Dirk walked over to Dave and kissed he lovingly on the forehead then went to go check on Jake. he opened the door carefully and then saw Jake lying there asleep, he was wearing Dirks shirt and Dirks boxers. How cute.
Dirk. don't you dare. Dir-
"SUGOIIIIIIIIIII~~~"
(A/N I ASKED ONE THING OF YOU DIRK)
Dirk, how many times do I have to tell you? they are asleep respect them while they sleep and please shut the fuck up.
(Dirk: jeez wow ok calm down
Me: no 0u0)
Dirk walked downstairs and started making himself a sandwich. not any kind of sandwich the SUPER MEGA MANLY COOL GUY SANDWICH
(A/N which is obviously a cool sandwich cmon guys.)
Dirk heard something upstairs and went to go check what it was. oh it was Jake. he embraced Jake in a warm hug and kisses Jakes cheek.
".... you're home late..." Jake yawned
"yeah I had to stay in late. just cleaning up the place. don't worry about it." Dirk replied
"I am worrying "
"well don't its alright Jake."
he squeezed Jake even harder.
Jake felt a loss of breath.
but, he hugged Dirk back.
Dirk finished his sandwich and then took him and Jake up to bed.
(A/N where they spooned ouo that's so cute.)
(SORRY ITS A REALLY SHORT CHAPTER
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The Kids Of Yesterday ( DirkJake Boyxboy )
FanfictionWell. There's gonna be homesmut. There's gonna be cuteness. If you don't know how gay babies are made you need to not read this. SADSTUCK IS FUN HAHA I RUIN LIVES. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
