AUUUGH sorry for not posting. I could give you all the reasons right now but that doesn't really matter. Sooo where were we now? Ahh I know. Dave admitting his feelings to John? No? Oh poo! Oh it was him getting ready to admit his feelings! Alllllrighty!! Oh and sorry for taking so long with this one!heheh oops! 321 GO OKAY GOING NOOOW
Dave walked up to his room and flopped onto his bed. He was exhausted. He tried to sleep but he couldn't. He wanted to go talk to his best friend.
TG: hey
TG: heeeeeeey
TG: hEEEEEEY
TG: dude
TG: the fuck
CG: OH IM SORRY STRIDER I WAS A LITTLE BUSY NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT YOU
TG: yeah okay
TG: anyways
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT
TG: just a friend to talk to
CG: THAT SOUNDS ODDLY EMO
CG: AND WEIRD COMING FROM SOMEONE AS COOL AS YOU
TG: dude no
TG: i know im cool but calm down
TG: calm your tits
CG: DE-STRESS YOUR BREASTS
TG: un-mood your boobs
CG: GIVE YOUR CHEST A REST
TG: hakuna your tatas
CG: DONT HAVE A RACK ATTACK
TG: i got nothin else
CG: I FUCKING WIN
CG: HAHA YOU SHITSTAIN
TG: rude
CG: GOOD
TG: i thought we were best friends and this is what you call me
CG: YEP
TG: nice
CG CEASED TROLLING TG
TG: dick
TG CEASED TROLLING
Dave tried to type up things to say to John. He read them out to Dirk.
"Hey John. I bet you're sleeping. Funny thing is I can't cause you're on my mind. You're the ocean to my sunset dork. And I fucking love you. I have for a while. You are my ride or die and you have a horrible taste in movies. You're my very best friend and what's the chance you'd be my date?" Dave blushed
"Good golly. As cute as that most obviously was mate you have to try much much harder than that!" Jake smiled
"Yknow lil bro he's right."
"Well then how do I even seem romantic?"
"Alright bro. All you gotta do is just say one thing..." Dirk giggled "works every time"
Dave looked up with eyes full of curiosity
"What is it then?"
"Oh well you see it's just saying something like. Ahem. Sorry bro I couldn't sleep too busy thinkin of your dorky smile... And that's all you gotta say" Dirk giggled
"Dirk. That's exactly what you said to me the day before you asked me to be your mate..." Jake looked unimpressed
"Oh shit" Dave ran out of the room
((I'll continue this when I get the motivation. I don't have it right now. Bye))
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The Kids Of Yesterday ( DirkJake Boyxboy )
FanfictionWell. There's gonna be homesmut. There's gonna be cuteness. If you don't know how gay babies are made you need to not read this. SADSTUCK IS FUN HAHA I RUIN LIVES. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
