A/n it's okay I only died for like 8 weeks, it's all good. It was DEATH. But without commitment, so basically a coma that I awoke from. Anyways, I'm here to continue stuff.
John shifted awkwardly on Jakes couch, he twiddled his thumbs, looked at the ceiling as he thought about how to do this without getting absolutely murdered by Dirk. He sighed, he knew he had to, he ran up and bit Jakes neck, and then he hit him over the head with a rather large rock he picked up in Hussie Park,
(A/n Hussie park is full of dead things, rocks, and kites. Kites, the only thing Hussie can't kill.)
He sucked a bunch of blood out of Jake while he was passed out to ensure he passes to the other side when he heard Dirk start walking downstairs, 'oh fuck' Johns heart was beating at a million miles a minute, what would he do? He decided to do the only noble thing his demonship degree taught him, he picked up Jake with one arm and flew out of the house at massive speeds. Back to Janes house and into the dark, damp, cool basement where he would be keeping Jake until he turned fully. He walked upstairs and let everyone know Jake was downstairs. Jane gave him a congratulatory high five and kissed his forehead, John went upstairs to see Dave, he went over to Dave and kissed Daves cheek as he hugged him. The boys cuddled in their gay romance and how happy they are to be together again, Roxy ran into the room with her bright, luminous, hot pink eyes glowing a frightening colour. It made John and Dave uncomfortable because they new how she got when she was hungry,
"FEED ME PEASANTS"
"Roxy cool your jets" said Dave
"FUCK OFF"
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The Kids Of Yesterday ( DirkJake Boyxboy )
FanfictionWell. There's gonna be homesmut. There's gonna be cuteness. If you don't know how gay babies are made you need to not read this. SADSTUCK IS FUN HAHA I RUIN LIVES. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
