Friday Night Dinner- Complete

Cars

Jonny was driving me and Adam to the goodmans for Friday night dinner. His hand rested on my thigh as he kept his eyes on the road. Yet he was still a shit driver.

"Why didnt you drive in your car pussface?" I asked turning my head to face him.

"I love you shitface and wanted to spend more time you and pissface" he explained

"Bollocks. So what's the real reason?" Jonny asked

"Fine. But you can't tell mum. I was in a car crash and my car got destroyed." He said. I quickly turned round to look at him

"When? Why did you say something?" I basically yelled at him

"It happened last night. I didn't mention anything because i knew mum would over exaggerate and worry about us when we go in cars." He said.

"Did anyone get hurt?" I asked

"No. I crashed the car into a tree because if some shit driver and I had to swerve. The tree fell ontop of the car and smashed it up but I wasn't hurt at all. Just pissed off because of my car" we pulled into the drive and I got out and gave Adam a hug

"Oh pussface. You should've told me" I said. He hugged me back and kissed my forehead.

"Mum can't find out. She will go mad" he said. We all nodded agreeing. Although the truth always reveals itself. We walked into the house but we weren't greeted like usual. Instead, we heard Jackie and Martin laughing. It was coming from outside. We followed the noise to find Jackie and Martin sitting in a hot tub together with champagne.

"Erm...hello?" Jonny said disgusted to gain their attention.

"Hello darlings" Jackie said as she blew us a kiss.

"Evening bambinos. Bambina." Martin greeted. They sipped on their champagne and shared a long kiss making us all gag.

"How's baby goodman?" Jackie said happily when they finally pulled apart.

"Good. Just 2 more months now" I replied happily. I was 7 months. In 2 months, I will have my baby in my arms. I was not a patient person. Like at all.

"Are you just gonna stay out here then?" Adam asked grossed out

"I'm going to the bog" Martin said making us groan. He stood up to reveal him in his birthday suit. I immediately hid my face in jonnys chest as he looked away. Adam let out a girlish scream as he turned around

"Daaddd" the boys said in unison

"Well I wasn't gonna wear clothes now was I? And I don't have any swimming trunks" he said as he got out and walked into the house. When he was gone, Jackie asked the boys to help her out.

"Er...let me think about that....no" jonny said.

"No way" Adam said.

"I'll help jackie" I said as I walked over to help her. She out her hand out to stop me

"No love. Your pregnant. I don't want you around the wet surface incase you slip. Jonny, don't you want to help your pregnant girlfriend?" Jackie said to me and jonny. He rolled his eyes before I gave him a stern look. He immediately shut up and went to help Jackie out of the tub. We all went inside and minutes later, Martin and Jackie came down fully dressed. Except Martin who had no shirt on. But it's more than before so I'll take it as a win.

"Sit down love. You must be exhausted. Would you like some tea?" Jackie asked me as she forced me down onto the sofa.

"Yes please jackie" I told her as she left the room to make it. Jonny sat next to me and Adam next to jonny. I put my legs over the pair of them. Jonny rubbed my legs soothingly and Adam groaned

"Can you move your feet shitface?" He asked.

"Adam. Don't be rude. She is carrying your niece or nephew. Be more grateful" Jackie said as she came into the lounge

"Here ya go love" she said sweetly to me as she handed me a cuppa

"Ye Adam. Be more grateful" I said snarkily as I stood my tongue out at him. He rolled his eyes but allowed me to keep my feet in place.

We all sat down for dinner and jonny kept his hand on my thigh as always. It was sweet and I hope he never stops.

"Bobble, where is your car?" Jackie asked looking at Adam. We all looked down at our food so Jackie wouldn't see the guilt in our faces

"Erm...Well....I just wanted to spend time with my brother and his girlfriend" he said. Idiot. As if they would believe that

"Bobble" Jackie said more sternly.

"I'm telling the truth" Adam defended

"Adam" Jackie said almost yelling

"I crashed" Adam snapped making the room go silent.

"What?" Jackie said quietly in a worried tone

"There was an idiotic driver on the road last night. I swerved and crashed into a tree. The tree fell on the car. But i am perfectly fine. Not hurt at all so you don't have to worry" he tried reassuring her.

"Oh my Bobble. Why didn't you tell mummy?"

"I didn't want to worry you" he admitted

"I can't have this. Car crashes. Knowing my sons and daughter could die any time they drive. No. You will have to walk from now on" she always referred to me as her daughter and i loved it

"What? How is that going to work?" Jonny asked

"Maybe not walk. Take the train" Jackie said. We were gobsmacked. Adam was clearly angry

"Right. That's it! I'm leaving" Adam said storming out and grabbing jonnys keys. We all followed him

"Don't you dare go in that car" Jackie yelled. Martin had stayed quiet the whole time like the rest of us. Not wanting to get involved. Adam got in jonnys car.

"How are we getting home?" I whispered to jonny.

"Dunno but i wanna know how this plays out" he admitted

"Fair fucks" I said. Adam out the keys in but suddenly, he went forwards instead of reversing off the drive, right into the dining room. He had gone through the wall. We ran into the dining room to help Adam out.

"Pussface. Are you OK?" I asked as jonny helped him out. Jonny hugged him and then me.

"I'm fine. No harm done" he said. Mistake

"No harm done? Have you seen the shitting wall?" Martin yelled. We stared at the wall. Well, what was once a wall.

"Hello all" We heard a voice making us jump

"Nows not a good time jim" I politely told him.

"Of course. I was just wondering if you noticed that your wall is missing Jackie?" He asked. Jackie looked at him and I just hoped she didn't explode. Jim was kind just abit....different

"Yes Jim. I noticed" she managed to compose herself.

"Oh." There was an awkward silence in the air. So I decided to break it

"How's Wilson?"

"Very good very good. He has learnt to poop in the garden havnt you wilson" he said

"That's...Nice." Jackie stuttered abit trying to find the right word. We were looking at the wall and checking the car.

"You realise you are paying for a new car right?" I whispered to Adam

"No I'm not" he said

"Why not?" I asked angry

"Mum will kill me before I have the chance" he said nodding towards Jackie. She was staring at us with a look that said 'I hope you die'. Slightly worrying but understandable in the circumstances.