*John is cooking*
Kim-ly, running into the room: AAAAHAHHSHSHHDHDHHSHDJOHNHELPTHEYAREPLOTTINGTOKILLMEHELPPPPPP
John: hm?
Rosalie: you did tell them you wanted to die.
Kim-ly: I WAS BEING DRAMATIC BECAUSE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN A SHOW DIED-
Rosalie: oh.
Joh: wait who's trying to kill you?
Kim-ly: Alab and Viola.
John: why?
Kim-ly: I exposed them both in a game of 'who has the more impressive secret' by revealing only secrets about other people in the house, and they've been waiting for a chance to get revenge.
John: ...you didn't tell them about my secret, did you?
Kim-ly: maybe-
John: ... KIM I SWEAR TO GOD WHY-
