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Ｐａｒｔ １３

(This chapter was if Jayne and Chris' detention was different, this is my sisters version on how the detention went, sorry about the grammar errors, it's how she wrote it)

Miss Lumley: Follow Me, you two.

(Jayne and Chris follow Miss Lumley into her office and there's slime on the wall)

Jayne: Eww- (pretends to throw up)

Miss Lumley: Right! sit on the bean bag Bean!
Jayne: What that is gross!
Miss Lumley: what is GROSS about a beanbag Jayna?!?
Chris: Well miss, I think she's trying to get to the point that there are rats coming from them and there is gooey mess on it-
Miss Lumley: So..?
Chris: So...we don't want gooey mess on us

(Miss Lumley pushes Chris down hard)

Chris: Okay!! careful!! I don't want a broken bone-

Miss Lumley: Right! Torvill and Dean you know why you're in detention, and in detention YOU.DO.NOT.TALK

Chris: bladibladibla..

Miss Lumley: CHRISTOPHER DEAN SHUT UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT! IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD YOU.WILL.BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE A JOB!
Chris: I don't care
Miss Lumley: What did you just say?
Chris: uhhhhhhhh....I... care.. about your well-being-
Miss Lumley: That is lovely Christopher now shut your face!

Jayne: (gasp)

Miss Lumley: JAYNE TORVILL DO. NOT . GASP. AT . ME . WHEN . IM . YELLING AT SOMEBODY!!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

Jayne: Yes-

Miss Lumley: Yes blank? let's play blackety blank!
Jayne and Chris: NO!
Miss Lumley: NO? Okay then I will put Downton Abbey on, all the series' and the films

Chris: (Whispers to Jayne) This is actually torturing me-
Miss Lumley: What did you just say Christopher?
Chris: Ummmm....
Miss Lumley: No more lies about 'I care about your well-being'
Chris: I wasn- look I think your not qualified enough for this job, I think your boss just picked you of the street.
Miss Lumley: Excuse me?
Chris: And you make me sick..
Miss Lumley: What?!
Chris: Yeah
Jayne: Chris your going to get expelled
Chris: I don't care I'll rather get out if this school than send they rest of my University life with this Hundred year old
Miss Lumley: What right you two are in Isolation
Jayne: for what
Miss Lumley: For bullying me, skinny jeans!
Jayne: Skinny Jeans? It was Chris not me
Miss Lumley: Jayne I know this might be a shock
Jayne: WHA?! RIGHT IM OUT GOODBYE
(Miss Lumley looks at Chris)
Chris: Bye!!
Miss Lumley: No you stay here
Chris: Why!!
Miss Lumley: first thing you-
Chris: I what
Miss Lumley: You called me a Hundred year old
Chris: yeah because you are
Miss Lumley: Right you go as well
Chris: Yes (pauses in the corridor) thank you miss Lumley ( then carries on walking)
(Chris walks up to Jayne at her locker and slams it shut)