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Ｐａｒｔ １

*THIS BOOK HARDLY MAKES NO SENSE LOL 😆, TO BE FAIR, I STARTED WRITING IT WHEN I WAS 11, IT GETS FUNNIER AS TIME GOES ON, SORRY IF THERE IS ANY GRAMMAR MISTAKES*

(It's First Day Back At University Ant and Dec are in their room)

Dec: This is the worst school I have been to in years.
Ant: Yeah I know, me too.
Dec: Do you ever wish you were somewhere else but instead you are where you hate being?
Ant: Yeah, here
Dec: I agree
Ant: so-

(Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean both knock on the door and wait for Ant or Dec to answer)

Dec: I'll Get it!

(Dec Jumps off his bed and runs to the door and opens it)

Dec: Hi Jayne
Jayne: Hello Dec
Dec: How are you?
Jayne: good thanks
Chris: Hi Dec
Dec: oh hi Chris I didn't notice you
Chris: it's okay

(Ant Gets up and walks to see who is at the door)

Ant: Who is it
Dec: Jayne And Chris
Ant: Oh Hi Guys!
Chris & Jayne: Hi
Dec: Come in!

(Jayne and Chris walk into the room and sit down on one of the beds)

Dec: So, why are you here?
Jayne: i wanted to show you something important
Dec: Ok
Jayne: Listen, you must promise to keep this secret. I don't want everyone knowing
Dec: Ok What is it
Ant: Can I see?
Jayne: Yeah sure I'll give it dec first

(She Passes a Envelope to Dec and he opens it. Inside is a letter. As he slowly reads it Ant walks over to his side of the room and looks over Decs shoulder)

Ant: what is it?
Dec: Who gave you this??
Jayne: Simon Cowell
Dec: THE, Simon Cowell?
Jayne: Yeah he gave it to me, to give to you.
Ant: What does it say?

(Dec Gets up and Runs out the door dropping the note on his way out)

Ant: DEC!!

(Ant picks up the note and puts it back in the envelope)

Jayne: I thought you wanted to read it
Ant: maybe later. I'm going to find Dec
Chris: ok mate, we will be here when you get back
Ant: ok

(With Simon Cowell & Bradley Walsh in the library)

Bradley: Are you sure you want to do this? They are the nicest people I know
Simon: We Have no choice, Amelia's orders.
Bradley: I can't do this to them
Simon: ok fine. I'll do it then

(Amanda Holden barges in)

Amanda:Simon I have been looking for you! Literally everywhere
Simon: Why? I have always been here, where I have been reading for 20 minutes waiting for you!
Amanda: I came across Dec in the halls, he looked stressed, he said he received a letter from you..
Simon: yes i did send him one, is ant with him?
Amanda: no, he is not

(Bradley looks at Simon, turns on his heel and walks out of the library)

(Amanda and Simon talk in the background )

David:Simon guess what I've got a present for you...!
Simon:What?
David:stop..stop..stop you really think I've got something for you don't you?You are correct! I've got you some lipstick and you are going to wear it at the party tonight and embarrass everybody and especially Amanda! Laters.
Simon:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Alesha:have you seen David?
Simon:yes take this lipstick David gave it me
Alesha:is like that other lipstick he last gave me with explosives in it
(Shows Picture of David at the party with the lipstick explosive)

(Simon leaves the library)

(Dec finally gets to the library)

Dec:Where is Simon?!
Alesha: Oh, he left
Dec: He left?
Alesha: Why are you asking?
Dec: Because he gave me this letter. He said to meet him here

(Dec searches his bag for the letter, but it isn't there)

Dec: I'm sure it was here somewhere
Alesha: I'll help you ( grabs Decs bag and looks through it)
Dec: it's not there!
Alesha:Where is it?
Dec: I don't know

( Ant Runs in )

Dec: Ant! ( Runs and hugs him)
Ant: (hugs him back)
David: so the note dec?
Ant: Oh Dec, you dropped the note on the floor. Here it is
Dec:Oh ant! Thank You!!
(Flash back at Jayne and Chris on there phones with weird music)

(The bell rings and They all run to cooking lesson)

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