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Dougie: I'm going to show what I'm made from

Danny: your Human so you can't tell anyone what your made of

Harry: aye losers

Tom: oww I just got fouled

Harry: Whatever major loser

Chris: Ha! Good one hazza (puts his hand up for a high five)

Harry: (Walks away awkwardly, leaving Chris with his hand up)

Chris: (shouts) aww man..don't leave me hanging. Come on....bro!

Harry: SHUT UP
Chris: What happened man, we used to be tight..

(Jayne walks up to Chris and puts her hand on his shoulder)

Jayne: Too much..to soon Chreeeessss

Chris: Shut up JAYNEEEEEE

(Miss Lumley blows a whistle)

Miss Lumley: JAYNE, CHRIS SHUT UP AND PLAY FOOTBALL!

Jayne: WEML

Chris: what the heck?????

Miss Lumley: am I foreign or English

Harry: None

Danny: yeah you're a Lumley

Miss Lumley: get on

(Danny Jones scores)

Danny: ohohoooooooooooooo

Harry: yes Daniel

Dougie: oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Miss Lumley: carry on

David: right see if I can score

(In slow motion David scores and Chris misses)

David: yeeeeeeesss

Chris: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(All team 1 drop to the floor in disappointment and team 2 are celebrating)

Dec: Your kidding mate

Chris: it came to soon

Jayne: then always keep your eye on the ball

Chris: okay

(The bell rings)

Ant: well, that was short wasn't it

Dec: yeah, because Jayne Chris and Simon were wasting time at the beginning

Miss Lumley: get changed

Simon: NO

Miss Lumley: SIMON!!!!!!!!!!

Simon: NO your not the boss of me

Miss Lumley: Well, I tried

Simon: NOO you will never tell me what to do

Miss Lumley: GO AND GET CHANGED!

Simon: FINE!!!!!!

(In the girls changing room)

Amanda: I can't believe you made us lose like that, Jayne!

Jayne: OI MANDY! Don't blame me, blame the dudes!

Amanda: Yeah, they suck

Jayne: Yah, especially Chris

Amanda: and Simon

Jayne: Innit, wait why do you keep on bringing up Simon

Amanda: errrrrrrr no reason

Jayne: you like him don't you

Amanda: errrr no

Jayne: ohhhhhhhhhh

Amanda: Okay yes

Jayne: tell me deeds

Amanda: No I don't want to because he might come

Jayne: We are in a changing room! He won't come in unless he's like, super weird.

Amanda: He IS super weird.

(In the Men's changing room)

Simon: CHRISS!!!! IF YOU HADN'T STOOD THERE, ARGUING WITH JAYNE, WE WOULD NEVER HAD LOST!

Chris: (Lobs a shirt at Simon) SHATTT APPPPP

Simon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Stephen: (high pitched) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Simon: AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

(In The Girls Changing Rooms)

In the background: AAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jayne: (bangs on the wall) SHAAAAAT AAAAAPPPPPPPP!

Amanda: YEAH

Chris: (From the other side of the wall) NO!

Jayne: Yup..thats Chris alright.

Amanda: And Simon!

Jayne: (looks at Amanda awkwardly)

Amanda: ..........

Jayne: .......

Amanda: ........

Jayne: ........

(Awkward Silence)

Amanda: .....

Jayne: .....

Amanda: ........Deodrant?

Jayne: Noooo.........

Amanda: Okay...more for me then I guess (Sprays the deodrant can around the room, furiously)

Jayne: (Chokes on the spray) ...You..re....Kil..ling..M..e....(coughs)...s...t.op

Amanda: There..I think that's enough..(Closes the can)

Jayne: yeah, it's enough

Amanda: (Amanda looks through her bag and gives Jayne a camera)

Jayne: What is that

Amanda: A polaroid camera

Jayne: yeah, I know but what for

Amanda: to take pics (takes a picture)

Jayne: Of What? (Gets blinded by the flash)

Amanda: USSSSSS!!!! BEZZIE

Jayne: You just blinded me

Amanda: No, I did not

Jayne: we're in the changing rooms

Amanda: So

Jayne: So, people don't want people taking pictures in the changing rooms they'll feel uncomfortable

Amanda: So..

Jayne: forget it