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*AS I SAID BEFORE, IT MAKES NO SENSE AND THE GRAMMAR IS NOT GREAT.. HOPE IT MAKES YOU LAUGH THOUGH!*
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Miss Lumley: Right class!

(Simon rolls his eyes at the Teacher for no reason whatsoever)

Miss Lumley:Simon stop that otherwise you will have detention for a week!

(Ant laughs)

Miss Lumley: Anthony Mcpartlin, get to the front of the class and share what you have been laughing at.
(Dec puts his hand on his forehead and stares at ant)
Ant: Umm...
(Simon Rolls his eyes at the Teacher again)
Miss Lumley: Simon Cowell you have a lunchtime detention with me!
Simon: Ok Miss, Whatever
Miss Lumley: Ant, go back to you desk.
Ant: Ok Miss
Dec: Good one ant
Ant: Thanks
Miss Lumley: Simon Can I see you after class please
(Simon just yawns and stares at dec)
(Dec shrugs his shoulders at him and mouths the word 'What?')
Miss Lumley: Yes Simon?
Simon: Yes Miss Lumley

(Amanda's Phone goes off)

Amanda: Sorry Miss, I thought it was on silent.....
Miss Lumley: Amanda Give me your phone now please!
Amanda: But Miss, I told you, I thought I put it on silent....!
Miss Lumley: AMANDA HOLDEN I DON'T CARE OK, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!
Amanda: (Hands over her phone)

(Simon sarcastically claps when Amanda Hands over her phone)

Miss Lumley: Simon You have an after-school detention!
Simon: I actually do not care!
Miss Lumley: Get out of class Simon!
David: My Simon!
Simon: Go away David
(Simon Walks out of class)
Miss Lumley: Right, back to the lesson!
Emelia: (Groans)
Piers: It was good while it lasted
Dec: Says You....
Piers: Miss! GET BACK TO THE LESSON! TEACH ME!!!
Dec: Why don't you shut up and actually let her teach!
Piers: Why don't you!
Emelia: Yeah Dec! SHUT UP!
Dec: What did I do?
Emelia: You insulted my boyfriend!
Ant: (laughs) piers is your boyfriend?
(Miss Lumley just stands at the class staring at the four of them)
Emelia: yes he is and you can't do anything about it
Ant: Oh really?
Emelia: Really........
Dec: And you are the one that thinks that we can't do anything about it
Ant: but we can..
Piers: how long did it take you to practice saying that
Emelia: Who Cares how long it took them
Miss Lumley: if you four are going to keep wasting lesson time then you better think again
Dec: Sorry Miss..
Ant: Yeah....
Emelia: Soz
Piers: Sorry Miss
Miss Lumley: Right. That's sorted then. This lesson we will be making waffles
Bradley: Get In!!
Miss Lumley: So I will put you in partners
Emelia: Why don't you let us choose?
Miss Lumley: Purely because of this palaver that we have just had
Emelia : Okayy....
Miss Lumley: So the partners are: Emelia and Jacqueline, Piers and Simon,
David and Bradley, Alesha and Amanda, Jayne and Chris and Ant and Dec. Ok, any questions?
Emelia: Why do I have to be with Jacquline? I hate her
Miss Lumley: know one hates anyone in this class Emelia.
Emelia: Whatever

(When they start cooking)

Dec: This Recipe makes NO SENSE!!!!
Ant: You probably haven't read it properly! Knowing you
Dec: Excuse me?
Ant: Give me it
Dec: Ok......
Chris: We buy any car.com, we buy any car. Com, any, any, any, any!
(Jayne puts her head in her hands and shakes her head)

Piers: Will you SHUT UP!
Chris: No! webuyanycar.com-
Miss Lumley: I will let Simon back in
David: Yay!
Dec: Shut Up!
David: Why
Dec: I am TRYING TO READ!.
David: Read What
Dec: The Recipe YOU DOOSHBAG
David: I didn't know!
Dec: Well Now you do ( Puts Fake Glasses on and pretends he's reading)
David: Where did you get them?
Dec: I don't know. (Throws Glasses to David's Desk) keep them....
David: Thanks
Dec: No problem

(Miss Lumley Comes In with Simon and the whole class goes quiet)

Miss Lumley: Right Simon go to your Desk
Piers: Simon, your with me! Buddy's forever.
Simon: Shut Up..
Piers: Just, Making a point
Simon, Well It isn't very good, is it
Piers: Ok then. Let's read the recipe

(Amanda and Alesha are already cooking and making the mixture for the Waffles)

Alesha: This is great! I think we work well together
Amanda: Yeah
Alesha: Ant, Dec? How are you doing

(Dec looks up when he hears his name)

Dec: Huh??
Alesha: How are you??
Dec: Oh good thanks
Alesha: Ant?
Ant: Yeah Fine

(Miss Lumley Stops the class)

Miss Lumley: I have got a message that we are going into lockdown.
David: Why?
Miss Lumley: Just Listen to me, sit underneath you desks please
David: Ok?

(Bradley grabs David's arm)

Bradley: Come on  David

(Emelia Glares At  Dec From under her and Jacqueline's desk. He glares back)

Ant: (Whispers) Take no notice
Dec: Ok
David: Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla!!
Dec: Will you please just SHUT UP for the 16th time today?!
Miss Lumley: Declan Donnelly and David Walliams you will both have a detention if you don't shut up
Dec: (Fake coughs)
David: Haha lol
Miss Lumley: David, you have a detention
David: (Cry's)
Dec: Shut it!
Ant: (Covers Decs mouth before he gets in trouble)
Emelia: Miss, there is no one  there!
Miss Lumley: How do yo know?
Simon: Yeah EMELIA!
Miss Lumley: Simon, you are in enough trouble already. Don't get into any more
Dec: (Fake Coughs again)
David: Duncan... I mean Dec. Please shut up
Dec: (Fake Coughs again)
Ant: (Slaps Dec on the arm)
Dec: Ow! What was that for!
Ant: Stop doing that

(Miss Lumley Thinks To herself "WHY DID I EVER SIGN UP FOR THIS JOB?!")

Piers: Look at the pretty bird outside!
Bradley: Are you actually having me on?
Piers: Stop it
Bradley: Miss! Tell him to be quiet
Miss Lumley: Shut up! The both of you! This is serious
Dec: Intruder!! (Whispers)
Ant: Evacuate!

(Dec doesn't notice Jacquline shaking under her desk)

Dec: (Mouths) are you ok?
Jacquline: (Mouths) Yeah.... (Looks Down)
Dec: (Mouths) Your Not. Though. Are you
Jacquline: (Tears Start Coming From her eyes) Yeah. I'm fine, promise
Dec: (Mouths) Then why are you crying?
Jacquline: I don't want to talk about it
Dec: ( Mouths) I'll speak after class, is it Emelia?
Jacquline: (Nods)
Dec: Ok

(Dec Glares at Amelia)

Miss Lumley: Ok Class, we are not in lockdown anymore so you can carry on cooking!
Emelia: Piers, I told you it wasn't going to work!
Dec: What was?
Emelia: THIS (Makes over exaggerated hand gestures)
Dec: ?...
Emelia: (Knocks over glass) Oops! My bad!!
Dec: This is actually ridiculous
Ant: Dec, let's just get on with it!

(David's waffles burn in the oven)

David: MISSSSSSSSSS! HELLPP ITS BURNT!

(Class Ends and They all go out of class. Dec waits for Jacquline)

Dec: What's Wrong?
Jacquline: I hate to say (Wiping her eyes)
Dec: Don't worry
Ant: Dec we have a project. Stop waiting for this random girl..
Dec: It's Jacquline. She's upset
Ant: Why...?
Dec: I have no clue
Jacquline: Leave me if you need to
Ant: Ok
Dec: No
Ant: Dude, Why?
Dec: She has been crying (Holds Jacqueline's shoulder)

(Emelia and Simon are still arguing in the classroom about the fact that simon got yelled at for saying 'Yeah, Amelia')

Miss Lumley: Class, come back in!

Emelia :because I....
Simon:and I know that you are going to say everything..
Amelia:hmm...no Simon for a massive change!
Miss Lumley: Emelia and Simon you both have a after school detention and I'll tell you why at detention or in-front of the class
Simon:hmm?
Emelia: just say it
Miss Lumley:in front of the class.
All the class: (in a boring way) They were talking
(Simon goes red)
Amanda:Simon why?!
Simon:Amelia started it!
Emelia:I did not do such thing!! It was YOU
Simon:no it was YOU
Amelia:no it wasn't
(Starts into a big noise)
Miss Lumley:shhhhhhhhhh know all of the class have a detention and I will tell you when your detention as been cancelled
All class:ok miss....

Miss Lumley: Ant, Dec.
Ant & Dec: Miss Lumley?
(Lunch bell rings )

(Miss Lumley Walks away, ant looks at dec)

Ant: Let's go
Dec: What was all that about?
Ant: Dunno