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(TRIPLE UPDATES TODAY! ONE DEDICATED TO EACH CELEB IN THIS STORY WITH A BIRTHDAY TODAY! JAYNE TORVILL, ALESHA DIXON AND SIMON COWELL) 

(The bell goes for lunch and Amanda and Jayne are sat down and Amanda is looking a Simon)

Jayne: mandy...mandy...MANDY PANDY!

Amanda: What....

Jayne: STOP LOOKING AT SIMON

Amanda: Okay

( Jayne hears Simon and Chris screeching at each other)

Jayne: That's Chris alright

Amanda: and Simon(Jayne slowly moves her head to look at Amanda)(giggles) French fry

Jayne: No (sighs) you have problems

Amanda: with what

(Jayne gets a bottle of Ketchup and squirts ketchup in Amanda's face)

Amanda: Please get me a tissue

Jayne: fine

(Gets up to get a tissue and passes it to Amanda)

Amanda; I still don't get what (Squirts her again) What

Jayne: How can you like Simon
( Chris comes round)

Chris: Who likes Simon
Amanda: (whispers) Don't tell

Jayne: Amanda does

Amanda: Dude

Jayne: I'm Not a dude

Chris: Wait till he hears about this

Amanda: Hears about what?

Chris: (whispers) you like tyrone

Amanda: NO

Chris: YOU BOTH BROKE UP

Amanda: I KNOW....

(Simon walks up to them and sits down)

Simon: Who likes what now?

Chris: Am-

Amanda: Nothing,weird tyrone! (Checks the 'imaginary watch' on her wrist) Oh, look at the time! I've got to go beat up Piers Morgan....BYE!

(Amanda runs off)

Simon: Whats up with her?

Jayne: Dunno....want half of her Sandwich?

Simon: Sure..

(Jayne hands Simon the sandwich and Chris gets up)

Chris: Aww, dude, I forgot to buy a bottle of water...ill be right back (He walks off)

Jayne: (Shouts) THE QUEUE IS HUGE BY THE WAY!
Chris: I KNOW THAT! DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD (Stands in the queue)
Jayne: I WON'T! (Looks at Simon) Don't touch his food.

Simon: I know 

(Jayne makes sure Chris and Amanda are clearly gone and whispers to Simon)

Jayne: Hey, Tyrone

Simon: Hmm?

Jayne: Can I tell you something

Simon: (Puts his food down) Sure

Jayne: Okay..before I tell you, NEVER and I mean NEVER let Amanda know I told you.

Simon: Okay..whats up

Jayne: Mkay..i better tell you this before you hear it from Chris..

Simon: Yeah?

Jayne: Okayy..(whispers) Amanda still likes you

Simon: (spits out his water and it lands on Jayne) WHAT?!?!?!?!?!..oh..sorry

Jayne: SHHHHHHH I said NEVER TELL ANYONE!!!..tissue, please

Simon: Sure...(hands her a tissue)

Jayne: Thank you..(wipes her face) that was abit gross but whatever..

(Chris comes back)

Chris: Woah! Did you go for a swim while I was gone?

Jayne: Not cute, Chris

Chris: Hhahaha..soz, what happened?

Jayne: Simon spat his water on me

Chris: (Sits back down) Now Simon..Why did you do that?

Simon: Jayne told m-

Jayne: (Makes exaugurated hand gestures that mean 'NO')

Chris: (Looks at Jayne, confused)...What? You look like you're having a fit

Jayne: (Gives Chris a fake smile)

Chris: Ohhhh...did you tell him about Mandy?

Jayne: (Sighs) Yes

Chris: OOOOOOH shes gonna killl you when she finds out

Jayne: really you think

Chris: yeah, she will beat you up

Simon: yeah right up