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(Next scene- ant is in prison playing cards with other prisoners)

Ant: MATCH YESS ( get wacked with a stick) HEY HEY THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY MATCH IN THE UK

Prisoner: wait be careful Huan he's the guy who damaged the president's eyeball

Prisoner 2: I'm s s so sorry

Ant: yeah, you here that run faster that's it (rubs his arm) oweeee

(Dec, Jayne, Chris, Amanda, Danny and Tom run to gate)

Dec: ANTTT

Ant: OH MY GOSH GUY

Jayne: SHHHHHH

Chris: WHY

Jayne: The soldiers might hear us

Amanda: they won't

Jayne: Chris, I don't want to go to jail

Chris: you won't you're too sweet to go to jail

Jayne: am I really

Chris: err....

Jayne: that's what I thought

Ant: so are you guys thinking of a way to get me out of here

Dec: yes... Simon David Harry and Dougie are on the phone with some English lawers so it won't be a problem

Danny: unless they refuse to come here because the country is at w...

Jayne and Chris: AT WAR YES, WE GET IT

Ant: I hope that doesn't happen

Dec: I miss you Ant can I... wait there's women in this prison

Ant: yeah, but there's a fence separating the men from the women

Chris: oh, so you're telling me that is a man

Girl Man: what are you looking at

Chris: me I'm looking at a big stupid man in prison what are you looking at

Girl Man: (gets a stick and lobs it at Chris)

Chris: ooaa good one call me we could go to watch football (starts to laugh)

Ant: CHRIS

Chris: what!?!

Ant: why

Chris: why what

Ant: never mind

Chris: that's what I thought

Ant: umm what's Danny eating

Danny: oh, there's this good brown and black sauce it's a little bit dry

Tom: Danny, Danny...

Danny: what

Tom: that's mud

Danny: ewwww (grabs a rock and rubs it with is tongue)

Ant: please get me out

Dec: were trying

(Next scene- there all stood there at the office and Dec asks to let Ant go)

Assistant: NOOO

Jayne: Oh well we tried

Chris: Jayne

Dec: please

Simon: We promise we will take him and leave

Assistant: President

President: Okay I will free Anthony Mcpartlin

All: Yess

President: but you promise to never come to my country ever again

Dec: Promise

(Jaqueline walks over to a fish in a tank)

Jaqueline: hey is that a squid in your tank

President: what...

Assistant: she's looking at you jelly fish

President: Oh yeah, my Jelly fish

Assistant: The President was given it for his 100th birthday

Dec: 100

Assistant: Yeah the President is like a vampire he lives for years

Dec: oh

( Jaqeline drops a clock in the tank)

Jaqeline: Ahhhh
Assistant: What happened

Chris: OH GOD

Jayne: CHRISSS WE'RE GOING TO JAIL NOOO ( hugs Chris)

Chris: We don't know that for sure

President: what happened

Assistant: your jelly fish

All: ( mouthing No no no)

Assistant: she's dead

David: She

All: Shh

Dec: so shall we go and get Ant or...

Assistant: NON ( siren goes of and soldiers walk in)

Jayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( cries)

( hand cuffs them all)

Jayne: NOOO I'M TO PRETTY TO GO TO JAIL

(The doors close and Jaqeuline comes back in on the floor being draged)

Jaqeuline: I DON'T WANNA GO NOOOOOOO

(Next scene- the are all in prison)

Chris: Ugh hate being in prison

Ant: what have you been in one before

Chris: Well I worked in the police so yeah

Ant: ohhh

(The girl man walks by)

Ant: oh, great it's the guy who you called big and stupid yesterday

Chris: whatever he's not scary

GirlMan: So, do I still look big and stupid

Chris: So Hansome stuff just back off and no one will... (He gets pushed to floor and GirlMan grabs a large thick stick and tries to Wack Chris with it)

Ant: oiii oiii STOPP, He's my friend

Chris: were like bezzies mate leave me be

Ant: are you okay

Chris: yeah, I'm right thanks

Dec: HIIIIIII oh umm Chris your outfit all dirty

Chris: I don't really care

Simon: where have you been

Dec: oh, I was talking to them kid men

Simon: they won't be kind

(GirlMan walks up to Simon)

GirlMan: Heeeeyyyy

(Chris Charges up to him and pushed GirlMan down)

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Simon: CHRIS

Chris: thanks everyone problem solved thank me with cash

Ant: Oh, umm Chris

Chris: Yeah what

Ant: I think she no actually 'He' was flirting with Simon

Chris: oh, um well I made a fool of myself then

Simon: well, I didn't like 'him' anyway

Chris: BE GRATEFUL THEN

Simon: Oh, thanks then