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Ｐａｒｔ ３１

( Dec walks up to Jayne and Chris)

Dec: it's basically an Isolation so if you go then he will get you into trouble

Jayne: well I wasn't going to go anyway I was just going to leave Chris there in the torture of Simon Cowell

Chris: you said you were coming

Jayne: well I might of lied

Dec: (fake smile)

Ant: yeah Hi Declan

Dec: hello Anthony how are you on this fine da...

Miss Lumley: right come to the pitch

(They all come to the pitch)

Miss Lumley: right so today we are going to be..

Simon: bullying miss's outfit

Danny: yeah it's not a good colour on you

Miss Lumley: right today we are going to be playing football, so I'm going to pick your teams okay sit down on a bench

Ant: Dec Stephen move away from me so we can be on the same team

Miss Lumley: there are Two teams

Dec: move next to piers Stephen

Miss Lumley: right okay. Ant one, David Two, Dec one

Dec: yes Miss

Miss Lumley: okay Piers Two, Jaqueline one, Alesha Two, Stephen One

Ant and Dec: yes black and white army

Miss Lumley: It's not Newcastle united right where was I

Simon: at school

David: yeah duh

Miss Lumley: right Emilia Two, Simon one, Ashley Two, Jayne One,

Chris: please put me with Jayne ( whispers)

Miss Lumley: Amanda Two, Chris One, Harry Two, Danny One, Tom Two, Dougie One and that's it meat your team

Ant: right I got chose first so I'm team captain so we have Moi, Deccy, Stephy no Jaqueline, Salmon Cowbell, Janey, Chrees, Daneil and Doougieeeee

Dougie: it's pronounced dougie

Ant: none even cares dooogieeeee

Dec: I'm team captain now

Ant: why

Dec: because I'm more sensible

Ant: no

Dec: fine how do you pronounce your name

Ant: Antoney

Dec: see

Ant: fine

Dec: thank you peasant

Ant: I'm not a peasant

Dec: right lets start with some star jumps here we go

Simon: No

Dec: come on Simon I can't talk and do star jumps at the same time

Simon: then learn how to multitask

Dec: that's actually a good Idea

Simon: I know right, im such a libra, always has good ideas.

Dec: So am I...

Simon: SHAT AP

Dec: (quietly mimiking simon) shat ap..

Simon: What was that?

Dec: Nothing.....

Simon: I thought so.

(With Team 2)

Amanda: Right, I'm the captain, so everyone do as I say

Piers: ACTUALLY, Mandy, I'm the captain, miss said.

Amanda: (Laughs) haha...number one, don't call me Mandy, two, miss said that I'm the captain.

Piers: That's FALSE information.Actually

Amanda: No its not-

Piers: Want me to ask miss?

Amanda: Urm, no. Because IM the captain! She said I was!

(Tom and Harry roll their eyes and Tom steps forward)

Tom: Hey!..Hello?

(Amanda and Piers are still screaming at eachother)

Tom: Guys..?

(Harry clears his throat and wraps his arm around Tom's shoulder)

Harry: (To Tom) Let the doctor handle this...

Tom: Wha?-

Harry: (Shouts) SHUT THE HELL UP!

(Everyone goes silent)

Harry: Thank you...

Tom: What I was GOING to say, was, the other team are already sorted with there postitions and that..so we should-

(Sees Jayne hitting Chris with a football)

Tom: Well...almost sorted?

(With Team 1)

Jayne: I CANT BELEIVE YOU CHREEES
Chris: What? What did I do now?!?!?!?

Jayne: UGH YOU JUST EXISTED THAT WHAT YOU DID! (Throws the ball at Chris' head)

Chris: OWW JAYNEEE!

(Simon grabs the football and throws it at Jayne and Chris to shut them up)

Jayne: What was that for?

Simon: YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING US WITH THE POSITIONS!!! I WANT TOO KICK PIERS MORGAN'S BUTT AT FOOTBALL

Dougie: Who Asked?

Simon: OMG EVERYONE GO AWAY!

Danny: Say's the one who wants too kick Piers' butt at this stupid game-

Simon: Right, Chris you're the goalie so everyone can blame you if we lose.

Chris: HOW IS THAT FAIR???
Simon: It is't just SHUT UP!

Miss Lumley: Okay everyone the games about to start

Simon: I'm ready to kick your butt Piers

Piers: not before I kick yours

Miss Lumley: right no fighting on the pitch

Ant: ahhh

Dec: what

Ant: nothing

Dec: why did you scream

Ant: I didn't

Dec: yeah you di..

Miss Lumley: BOYS

Ant and Dec: Sorry miss

Miss Lumley: right POSITIONS PLEASE

Jayne: you better catch the ball Chris otherwise we will all blame you for our loss

Chris: this is so unfair

Miss Lumley: PLAAYYY