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(THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO THE ICE QUEEN HERSELF, JAYNE TORVILL...TO BE FAIR THIS WHOLE STORYLINE IS BASED OFF JAYNE AND AMANDA ANYWAY :) )

( Ant and Dec walk up to them while smiling)

Ant: HELLO PEOPLE and Simon

Simon: Not funny Ant

Chris: yeah, I'm cracking up right now look at me (he pulls a straight face)

Dec: So, what's up

Chris: Amanda likes Si...(Jayne covers His mouth)

Jayne: Amanda like signs of holidays like suncream sunbeds beaches and that sort of things

Chris: Yeah, she 'shore' loves her beaches.... Get it

Ant: What mate

Chris: Shore like in the ocean

Jayne: That's awful

Chris: I know

Dec: SO is that the real reason

Chris: NO Amanda likes

Simon: ME!!!!!

( Ant and Dec go silent)

Dec: really

Jayne: oh god she's going to kill me (Put her head in her hands)

Chris: aww come here little J

Jayne: (Her head is still in her hands) never call me that again

Chris: What..Little J?

Jayne: No medium P ....YES LITTLE J

(Amanda comes back)

Amanda: Hey Bezzies...if you need piers morgan he's dead...soz

(Everyone stares silently at her and Jayne slides under the table)

Amanda: Umm...is Jayne having some sort of fit?

Chris: (Looks at Jayne under the table)yeah? Yeah I

Amanda: Why are you all looking at me funny?

(Jayne crosses her fingers under the table and whispers 'please no one say it..please no one say it')

Simon: Right...AMANDA WHY DO YOU STILL LIKE ME AND WE BROKE UP!

(Jayne crawls out from under the table and runs away)

Amanda: WHAT???? IM GONNA GET YOU TORVILL

Jayne: (From a distance) NO!!!!

(Amanda chases after Jayne)

Chris: Well...today just keeps getting worse..

(Amanda catches up with Jayne and pushes her against a locker)

Jayne: OWW! AMANDA!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!? 

Amanda: YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD'NT SAY ANYTHING!

Jayne: I'M SORRY! HE WAS JUST THERE AND I HAD TOO! IT WAS TOO BIG OF A SECRET FOR ME TO KEEP FOREVER!

Amanda: BUT-

Jayne: LOOK, MANDY, HE WAS GONNA FIND OUT ANYWAY! BETTER THAN HIM HEARING IT FROM CHRIS!!

Amanda: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE HAD HEARD IT FROM CHRIS BECAUSE CHRIS HADN'T PROMISED ME ANYTHING! BUT YOU DID! 

Jayne: LOOK, AMANDA I'M SORRY! IT SLIPPED OUT AT THE TIME AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SORRY I AM.

(It goes silent for a second and Amanda lets go of Jayne)

Amanda: Okay, Jayne, I understand.

Jayne: Really?

Amanda: Yup..but I still want something bad to happen to you

Jayne: Okay..but please talk to Simon about it and don't bring me into your problems.

Amanda: Okay...bye....

Jayne: Bye....