Opposites attract: Helluva Boss Loona x Reader

A formal introduction

The coming days dragged by as the lousy excuse for a meeting didn't solve any of the issues Blitzø had brought forward, leaving you and the rest of IMP to lounge around the office, waiting for something to happen, "Do I really have to do this?" Loona complained while staring blankly at her phone.

Millie frowned and manually lifted her arm into an upright position, "Your not doing much, just keep still" she grumbled before returning to her husband.

You comfortably sat back as Millie placed a loaded crossbow into Moxxie's hands, which instantly began to tremble as he began to aim at the target she'd set up, "Moxxie stop shakin' you're going to shoot one of our only hellhounds" Millie sighed from beside him.

"Wow, I feel so loved here" Loona noted sarcastically from her lounging position.

"Just take a deep breath, and let it out" Millie smiled as she continued the futile attempt to convince Moxxie's morale.

Moxxie got up from the desk and glanced at his wife, "But it's a family, under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family" he argued with confusion.

Millie stared back at him with a blank expression, "I mean, if that's what the client wants?"

"Maybe like a shitty dad, or a mob family, that's understandable, but to eradicate an entirely innocent, seemingly in this instance, upper-middle-class family bloodline?" Moxxie stated, continuing to push his argument.

Loona sat up from the cushions and began to glare at the, supposedly innocent, human family photograph Millie had given to her, "Hey, you don't know they're innocent, this kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guy, this guy definitely watches." Loona stated loudly, causing you to chuckle.

"Moxxie why don't you just man the fuck-up?" You jab.

He turned and scowled in your direction before quickly returning to his crude target practice, "I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all" But before he could line up the shot again Blitzø bust into the room.

"Guys I want you to meet!" He announced before being rapidly cut off by Moxxie firing the arrow around the room, ricocheting it off of luckily everything but anyone in the room, "Our newest client..." he finished catching the arrow out of the air

"Nice shot Mox," you remark mere moments before, one of Blitzø's outlandish purchases, a tank full of els, collapsed and erupted the room in flame.

(Time skip fifteen minutes)

It didn't take long for the blaze to be cleared by the ICFD, leaving you all to watch as they carried the vibrantly coloured culprits out and into their truck, "Well that could have gone better" Millie facepalmed.

"At least he hit the target" Loona smirked warranting a disapproving squint from her.

You rolled your eyes and turned to find Blitzø hastily ushering his now unlikely customer into a nearby taxi, "Bye, and don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!" he called out in an over exaggerated voice.

"When did we start implementing that deal" Moxxie questioned.

Blitzø gently grasped him by the shoulders before his eyes lit up in flame, "When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT YOU FUCKING DICK SHIT, now someone tell me that fancy book is still intact"

Loona pushed off from the wall and began to reach into her pocket, "You mean our only ticket to the other side, yeah got it" she noted with a bored tone before pulling out a book you had never seen before.