Opposites attract: Helluva Boss Loona x Reader

Overwatch

The sun was beating down heavily onto the Floridian concrete landscape, your urge to pant growing every minute as you gaze across the waves from a rooftop. You lift a plastic water bottle to your lips and wash away the heated taste in your mouth, the cool liquid giving you instant relief, "You in position Eli?" Blitzø called, his voice distorted as your earpiece tried to pick up his signal.

You placed the bottle down onto the building's edge and grasped the heavy metal barrel of Blitzø's rifle, which he'd kindly lent to you moments before arriving, "I'm ready when you are" you note whilst planting yourself onto the edge.

Scanning your eyes across the sand, you noticed the stampede of people beginning to congregate around an enlarged stage, which had been set up for the 'spring break' concert, although its original logo appeared to be covered up with a crude banner.

Shrugging your shoulders, you decided to just ignore it as there were more pressing matters at hand, "Now remember we can't be seen alright and loose shots will likely cause a panic so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off them, you got the list Loonie?" Blitzø explained diligently, his competitiveness clearly showing in his voice.

"Got it" Loona replied hastily. Glancing down at the group, you watched as Loona stepped out from the shadows and began her transformation. A blue cloud of light quickly swarmed her as she changed into her human disguise.

Blitzø looked on in awe, his dad pride kicking in, "Oh Loonie look at you, you look downright awful, I am so proud, now fetch!"

Loona quickly made her way along the beach and began to sedulously navigate the crowds, "Eli, you'd better have your scope on these perverts I'm bringing to you, I am not in the fucking mood to be groped, got it?" Loona growled into her microphone discreetly.

"No promises," you say jokingly.

As the minutes went by, Loona continued leading more and more victims down ally ways and onto rooftops, making it easier for them to be taken out by you and the Imps, as you all quickly began to hit your stride.

Pulling the trigger on the ninth target, Blitzø swiftly caught the falling corpse and dragged them over to the pile both Millie and Moxxie had been accumulating beside the dock. You sighed, the devastation of Loona's clear interest in Vortex still hitting you hard, and being alone on this roof wasn't doing your emotions any favours.

With the body wrapped up neatly in its bag, Blitzø threw it onto the heap and grinned, "Alright, that's nine kills in the bag, I'd like to see that whale snatch orgasm that many-" Blitzø's smug face quickly deteriorated as a deafening speaker system kicked in by the stage as Verosika's voice began to call out through it.

Pink spotlights glared out from all angles of the stage, forcing you to squint as your eyes adjusted to the blinding glare.

It was hard to make out the seductive succubus on stage, but the large screen behind depicted her quite clearly. She, like Loona, was also in her human form, although, to you at least, it seemed like the human population knew her quite well, "God damn it that bitch started her goatish mating call now she's gonna win all these sex maniacs we gotta pick things up, guys" Blitzø yelled in irritation.

"I've got a perfect shot Blitzø I could just end this for you right now?" You laughed, whilst being semi-serious.

Blitzø grumbled, "It's tempting, but I'd probably have to deal with that in about two weeks' time, is this guy on the list Loonie?"

Loona stared towards the stage, only half listening to what he was saying, "Huh, uh yeah I think so" she mumbled dismissively.

You heard her voice, instantly noticing her distracted tone, prompting you to look down and follow the direction she was heading.