Opposites attract: Helluva Boss Loona x Reader

Out of the frying pan

~Loona's pov~

"What the fuck did you do that for?" Loona yelled, taking cover next to Blitzo.

He turned and looked at her with an agitated face, "What are you doing here, I thought you were through the-"

"I, Blitzo..." Moxxie interrupted before collapsing to the ground.

"MOXXIE!" Blitzo quickly grabbed Loona's hand and dragged her over to the drowsy imp, "Pick him up, we've got to move"

She swiftly lifted Moxxie onto her shoulders and, noticing the shadows being cast from the looming gmen chasing behind, started to make pace with Blitzo, "Who the fuck are they" She asked while gasping for air.

"I have no clue and frankly, I'd like to keep it that way, Mox you still with us?"

"I smell, colours..." He replied in a drugged up tone.

They both continued to sprint through the maze of tall concrete walls and industrial steel garage doors until, inevitably, the buildings closed in and cut off any escape, "Fuck it's a dead end" Loona called out, the sound of repeated footsteps making her swiftly spin around, grasping her rifle and snarling at the assailants.

"Back off you tuxedo wearing fucks!" Blitzo yelled. They both began to aim their weapons towards the two shadowed frames before a wave of electricity shot across their body's, forcing them to the ground.

Once the three of them were borderline unconscious, the two inky shadows emerged from the dark to reveal a tall gray haired man and a short blonde haired woman, they had matching black and red suits and tinted sunglasses, the both of them sporting devious grins that wouldn't go amidst in Ozzies nightclub, "Haha, I'd like to see the suits at corporate calling us losers now, that was pretty badass"

"Super badass"

Loona couldn't help but laugh at their childish obsession over the three of them, "You two are so fucking pathetic." They both looked at each other with irritation before thrusting a buttstock into her muzzle, rendering her unconscious.

~Eli's pov~

"Eli, WAKE THE FUCK-UP"

You jolt awake at the sound of Millie's yelling filling the room, you groan in pain, "I'm fine thanks" you grumble.

"We haven't got time for this, the others are in trouble, open it again"

"You saw what was happening out there, we can't risk letting two crazed lunatics with high-powered weaponry to just wander the streets of hell"

Her eyes flared up in rage as she gripped your shirt and forced you down to eye level, "OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW"

"MILLIE, we can't just go back unprepared, I've dealt with the human government before, they're too unpredictable"

"But-"

"That doesn't mean we're not going back, I know Blitzo, he will have some sort of bottomless bag full of guns lying around somewhere"

Millie proceeded to throw a stained brown backpack into your arms, you unzipped the bag to reveal a deep pit filled to the brim with knifes, guns and grenades, "I know what I said, but this is just fucking illogical" you mumbled.

"Now if you're done wasting time, we've got some humans to kill"

You sigh as you begin to open the portal again, "Look, I'm no more stoked about this as you are but if we're going to help them we need to work as a team, can I trust you with that?"

"You can always trust me, Eli, let's go kick some ass"

Stepping through the portal, the alleyway was disturbingly quiet with the cool night wind persisting to send shivers down your spine, "They aren't here" Millie stated, dropping to her knees.