This is an ask or dare Scps book. If you want you can also ask and dare MTFs, researchers/doctors (e.g: dr. Clef) and O5 council members. There are ships in this book however it will be a bit more focused of the asks and dares. There will be swearin...
079: *covering 053's and 999's ears* THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE.
049: *just entering the room with a cup of tea* Welp I'm not in this ask so bye.
035: In all honesty I'd probably run a theatre! I really like the idea of writing and performing plays! Thanks for the ask <3
076: Heh, NO!! I'm the best when it comes to sword fighting.
073: *in the background* You've lost to me before!!
076: SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
106: Honestly the memories do get a little fuzzy but I'm pretty sure it was a mixture of both. I did already know how to fight after all...
682: *mumbling*
Me: Your gonna have to speak up 682.
682: WHATTHEHELLITHOUGHTYOUDIED!!!!
Me: Nope now...ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!
682: FINNEEEE
Me: *T poses and and disappears into the wall* Good.
682:..what the fuck.. Anyway- maybe maybe not cause to be honest, all you humans really like to do is control and destroy or at least you grown up humans. In all honesty I really don't think that everyone would stop fighting and destroying the planet not to mention the fact that at least 100,000 of you humans have tried to kill me and literally all the foundation workers have chosen to put me in a fucking acid bath which, if you didn't know, HURTS LIKE HELL!!
953: well..maybe. I guess I could forgive humans for some things but others...they will be harder. I guess we'll really know when the world actually does get better.
682: If it gets better that is.
953: GO AND KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND!
682: 079 IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!
953: Whoever said I was talking about 079. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
682:..I hate you.
953: You hate everything.
999: Well..I still love him! Even though he's hurt a lot of people! It's kind of like 682 you know? Even though my Dad is bad I'm sure that I could make him happy! Maybe he just needs some love and a big hug! <3
O5 council: Oh my 343 bless his adorable, orange soul.
