343: well, since non can actually hurt me...well. I can actually SEE J for a start so...maybe the Lizard?
682: IM NOT A COMMAN LIZARD YOU DICK-
079: I know, I know.
049-j: OH I CAN SHOW YOU HOW DANGEROUS I AM - SHOE IN THE FACE THATS WHAT YOU GET!!!!
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049: Ok...hope this doesn't get bad.
Me:....N o.
*after locating J*
049: J how can you be so fucking stupid?!
049-j: I-I..
049: Are you truly daft? And to think we're related!
049-j: OK OK I GET IT!! abut still...082 bet me 50p that I couldn't drink all that shampoo-
049: NO YOU IDIOT- wait...YOU DRANK SHAMPOO!?
049-j: What? NO!...your the one farting bubbles...
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Ask or dare Scps
FanfictionThis is an ask or dare Scps book. If you want you can also ask and dare MTFs, researchers/doctors (e.g: dr. Clef) and O5 council members. There are ships in this book however it will be a bit more focused of the asks and dares. There will be swearin...