Ask/ dare #24

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Me: Well, these are-

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Me: Well, these are-

682: shut up.

Me:...

682:...

Me:...I will get the dress again.

682:..We don't talk about that.

035: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO-

076-2: *decapitates 035*

073:...oh God-

343: *appearing out of thin air* Yes- oh.

073: can I go to my happy place-?

343: Sure. *snaps fingers and 073 disappears*

106: TF- where did he go?

343: A field full of sheep.

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053:....I-...umm. IDONTKNOWILIKETHEMALL-

Dr. Bright: You gotta like someone MORE than 682.

053:...*picks up adorable orange blob* I love him.

999: *happy gurgles*

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682: YES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!

Me: *appears* Hey guys, so I was thinking-

682: SO LONG YOU GREESY HAIRED, HIDEOUS, DYSLEXIC BITCH-

*Window shatters*

049 in the room over, high on coffee: *rocking back and forth* It's ok. I'm sure they're fine. This is NORMAL? I don't need to intervene-

035: Uuummm Doc-

049: *literally flys past him* I NEED TO INTERVENE-

682: That's what you get for leaving us in your ugly ass drafts

999: Wow 682! You just broke the 4th wall!

682: And what the fuck are you gonna do about it twerp.

999: I wasn't-

682: ACTUALLY, NOW, I'M GONNA BRAKE YOU-

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Scarlet King:....in one word, V I O L E N T.

Hanged kind: *visibly worried* Boss...you ok?

Scarlet king: THE AMOUNT OF TIMES HE BIT MY HANDS OFF-

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