Me: Well, these are-
682: shut up.
Me:...
682:...
Me:...I will get the dress again.
682:..We don't talk about that.
035: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO-
076-2: *decapitates 035*
073:...oh God-
343: *appearing out of thin air* Yes- oh.
073: can I go to my happy place-?
343: Sure. *snaps fingers and 073 disappears*
106: TF- where did he go?
343: A field full of sheep.
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053:....I-...umm. IDONTKNOWILIKETHEMALL-
Dr. Bright: You gotta like someone MORE than 682.
053:...*picks up adorable orange blob* I love him.
999: *happy gurgles*
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682: YES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!
Me: *appears* Hey guys, so I was thinking-
682: SO LONG YOU GREESY HAIRED, HIDEOUS, DYSLEXIC BITCH-
*Window shatters*
049 in the room over, high on coffee: *rocking back and forth* It's ok. I'm sure they're fine. This is NORMAL? I don't need to intervene-
035: Uuummm Doc-
049: *literally flys past him* I NEED TO INTERVENE-
682: That's what you get for leaving us in your ugly ass drafts
999: Wow 682! You just broke the 4th wall!
682: And what the fuck are you gonna do about it twerp.
999: I wasn't-
682: ACTUALLY, NOW, I'M GONNA BRAKE YOU-
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Scarlet King:....in one word, V I O L E N T.
Hanged kind: *visibly worried* Boss...you ok?
Scarlet king: THE AMOUNT OF TIMES HE BIT MY HANDS OFF-
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Ask or dare Scps
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