This is an ask or dare Scps book. If you want you can also ask and dare MTFs, researchers/doctors (e.g: dr. Clef) and O5 council members. There are ships in this book however it will be a bit more focused of the asks and dares. There will be swearin...
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Me: Alrighty people, our first-
Dr. Bright: W E D O N T C A R E - S H O W U S.
Me: SHUT UP YOU AMULET HIPPY LOOKIN' ASS BITCH.
073: Not that there's anything wrong with hippy people-
076: Says the hippy-
082: *takes out knife and fork* D I D S O M E O N E S A Y H I P S??
Triangle guard: soooo...how many do you think can like...you know..DIE?!
Circle guard: BRO THERES A FUCKING WINGLESS DRAGON I DON'T THINK OUR BULLETS ARE GONNA DO SHIT.
106: I mean, you ain't wrong but I still like watching you humans try.
Square guard:...We're fucked.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*After they got into position, during which they took their SWEET ASS TIME*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
049: I suppose this is the part where someone yells 'let's do this'?
035: LET'S DO THIS!!!!!
079: Such cockiness will kill you first.
035: *walking past the line* yeah yeah - keep talking computer head-
Doll: Red light!
035: Say wha- *gets fucking shot*
076: *W h e e z e*
073:...you ok?
035: *is literally just a mask on the ground with an angry face* Rude.
Doll: *turns around mumbling* Who are they- Green light
Dr. Bright: AWW SICK MY TURN- *Naruto runs towards the doll*
Dr. Clef: If he does it, I'M DOING IT! *also Naruto runs*
682: This is bullshit. *literally walks over*
076: For once, I can agree with the lizard. *also starts walking*
079: *calmly walks over next to 682* I don't understand how humans can indulge in such games. They are...boring.
049: *picks up 035* whelp, time for a surprise. *pulls out a hoverboard from his doctor's back*
082: *casually eating a guard's head* MARY POPINS IS THAT YOU?!
173: *already there*
Doll: Red light!
049, Bright, Clef, 073 and 079: *stop moving*
682 and 076: Imbeciles.
Guards: *take shots at fat lizard and walking colouring book*
682: *fucking eats the bullets* Wwwooowww that was ssooooo painful.
076: *throws the bullets back at the guards with 10 times the speed* Please.
035: JUST CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING IMMORTAL-
Me:...OI! COMODO DRAGON, COLOURING BOOK YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHEAT!
682: What are you gonna do?
Me: *summons clipboard and pen* Alright that's 20 minutes of tickle fighting with 999 for you Reptile.
682: YOU BITCH YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO-
Me: *more aggressive writing* 30 minutes it is then.
682:...fuck.
Me: W H A T W A S T H A T?
076: Crap.
Me: DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU!
076: What pains must I go through.
Me: Actually...idk. OI - MY BEAUTIFUL AUDIENCE - WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
082: Here she goes again, braking the 4th wall
Triangle guard: Please stop eating Square's head right next to my ear-
Doll: What kind of Crack heads are these?
106: *comes out of the wall next to it* If I'm honest, which I rarely am to human-made things like you, they probably don't know themselves past Angry Lizard and Swordsman with sibling issues.
