Ask/ dare #29

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343: Well, hello there- *reads last few comments* not as little as a human one

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343: Well, hello there- *reads last few comments* not as little as a human one.

682: ...what the fuck is a 'green Kirby'

999: it sounds like a fruit

682: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

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096: O-oh my..I-I don't think they have that in m-my size..

682: Oh, FUCK NO!!!

Me: well, you can either turn to your more humanoid forms...ooorrrr

682: IWASALREADYPUTINAFUCKINGDRESS

Me: ANDYOUFUCKINGLIKEDIT

682: NOIFUCKINGDIDNT

Me: WELLYOUMIGHTASWELLCAUSEYOURBOTHWEARINGTHEM

682: OH FUCK O-

**two seconds later**

096: I like the crown vail thing.

106: *in a fancy suit* I don't fucking care anymore- I'm marrying you-

682: *angry humanoid lizard noises*

079: I..I like it. You look good in white.

682: ...*sightly less angry lizard noises*

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