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2662: *unholy screeches* GIMME!!!! also...can I have you tooo?????????
Me:....what spawn of satin are you
2662: don't make me kill you-
Me: *holds up flip flop with 343's face on them* don't make ME kill YOU.
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049-j: Nope I'm a single Pringle! (:
079: *starts blasting the lonely I'm so lonely song bass boosted across the facility*
049-j: JUST CAUSE YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH AT NIGHT!!!!
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Researcher: *being rude about another person* and then I told her, "your baby is so fat - I wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole!"
Cain, pissed off: Was that what the midwife told your Mom when she gave birth to you?
082:...and I thought I was mean.
Researcher: YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT-
Cain: sorry hun, I'm not a mirror.
05-3:...Dr. Bright is not allowed to teach Scps to roast. No matter how stupid our researchers are acting.
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079: ummm malware I guess?
Mal0: ???
079: no like viruses
Corona: You called?
079: ...I give up.
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Ask or dare Scps
FanficThis is an ask or dare Scps book. If you want you can also ask and dare MTFs, researchers/doctors (e.g: dr. Clef) and O5 council members. There are ships in this book however it will be a bit more focused of the asks and dares. There will be swearin...
