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Me: I'M BAAACCCKKKKKK

082: Why the Freddy Kruger voice-

682: Oi, bitch face.

Me: what the FUUUCCKKK do you WAANNTT?

076: You've left this book alone for what? MONTHS

Me: Well I- *C O U G H* shut up.

049: *snaps neck all the way round like a freaking owl* P E S T I L A N C E?!

035: I K N E W I T W A S R E A L

Me: No you dumb fucks it's covid.

073: Again?!

Me: Well what did you expect if BOTH my parents got it?

343: ...Dam.

106: Hang on, 343 can't you just magic away the disease?

343:...S h u t u p

096: That's not nice...

That one M(T)F: YOUR FACE ISN'T NICE!

Literally everyone: *holds up all kinds of horrifying weapons* S O Y O U C H O O S E D E A T H?

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