This is an ask or dare Scps book. If you want you can also ask and dare MTFs, researchers/doctors (e.g: dr. Clef) and O5 council members. There are ships in this book however it will be a bit more focused of the asks and dares. There will be swearin...
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Me: why did it take so long for me to make this?
682: maybe cause your dum-
Me: *holds up acid gun* S H U T U P
073: because you just didn't have motivation?
Me: yeah...have a cookie *Yeats da cookie*
073: thank you. Nom
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Dr. Iceberg:...*sigh* I knew this day would come..
Dr. Gears: *smirk* oohhh I like this person.
Dr. Bright: *holds up phone* hell yeah this is SO going of the foundation group chat!
Dr. Iceberg: Bright how the fuck are you in the group chat
Dr. Bright: weelllll not to name drop but, Clef let me in.
De. Gears: Simp-
Me: ENOUGH WITH THE CHATTER BITCHES!! GEARS YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE
Dr. Iceberg: B-bride I'm not-
Dr. Gears: *le kiss*
Dr. Clef *holds up a card in front of a multi coloured radio error screen saying: 'we'll be right back' just as Gears and Iceberg start to *PROPERLY* make out
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Dr. Bright:...oh fuck.
Dr. Iceberg: *redos tie* HA BRIGHT THIS IS KARMA!
Dr. Gears: *grabs phone out of a now creased lab coat and holds it up* Fuck yeah - pay back.
Dr. Clef: I'm sure it won't be that bad-
All the Scps including me, the viewers and 05 command: Are you sure about that?
Dr. Bright:...I'll go get the outfit..
*5 mins later*
Dr. Bright: *comes out in a maid outfit with cat ears and tail* soooo...the original costume couldn't be found but the AUTHOR decided this was better anyway...*sigh* I hate you.
Me: *grinch smile* N o W. d A n C e.
Dr. Clef: HOLD EVERYTHING!!
Everyone, including Bright: *looks at Clef confused*
Dr. Clef: I kinda feel bad soooo *plays WAP* this should be a better song
Dr. Bright:...My savour..
343:...bruh
Me: ok now D A N C E
Dr. Bright: FUCK YEAH *does the WAP dance* GET A BUCKET AND A MOP THATS A WAP THATS A WAP
073: he seems to be enjoying this
076: yeah cause he's a weak, weird mortal.
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Location: Scp foundation, site [redacted] Current happenings: Scp 035 interview. Time: 15:00pm.
Researcher: It's a simple question 035-
035: NO! I SHALL NOT ANSWER! YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Researcher: Please 035-
035: NO YOU LITTLE- *sees 999 come in from under the door* you little...PICKLE DICK!
Researcher: The fu- *sees 999* -fudge..
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049: oh great here we go- *gets tackled by 049-j*
049-j: MY BROTHER *SQUARK SQUARK* I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
035: hey...that's my plague doctor-
049-j: *completely turns his head all the way around to face 035 whilst still hugging 049* N O T A N Y M O R E
*After half an hour of hugging*
049: *pulls of a still desperate049-j* ok ok that's enough.
049-j: *reluctantly lets go* fiinnneeee *turns head creepily around to face 035 again* now you shall meet your fate.
035: what the- *gets cut off by a boot being thrown at his face causing him to go crashing out the window of a 20ft building*
049: DASH J YOU LITTLE SHAB IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Me: if you didn't know Shab is apparently something that kills lavender.
