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Me: Alright bitches let's get this party started
076: you've literally been writing these on the toilet-
Me: *le stab* s h u t u p.
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343: well, I love all people equally and while I have to admit that Cain is easier to handle, Able is by no means less important.
035: Alright riddler, calm down.
076: says you.
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Hanged king:...*sigh* I knew this would happen eventually-
Scarlet king: *picks him up* aww is someone a little flustered huh?
Hanged king:...just because your top-
Scarlet king: *le kiss*
*five mins later*
Random demonic servant: what's that noise- *hearing moaning from the other room* yeah fuck that.
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Scarlet king: Not at all. In fact he's been very helpful - murdering all those mortals. *pats 682 on the head* he's one of my most valued children.
682: Noice.
999: *gurgles excitedly*
Scarlet king: *eyeing 999* THAT thing on the other hand, that is something I value LESS.
Literally everyone: WELL HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR LOVE - WE LOVE HIM ALREADY!!!!
Scarlet king: ...alright then.
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Scarlet king: *bursts into 682's containment chamber* Son me and your mother are getting a divorce.
682:...you two were never married in the first place dumb ass and my mother is dead. You know this.
Scarlet king:...forgot about that...
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049-j:...*sigh* I knew this day would come. Glad 049 doesn't know.
049: *secretly enters room totally not being forced in by me*
049-j:...well..I've always been...*rips off mask* AN OWL! HOOT HOOT MOTHER FUCKERS!!
049: ....J I already knew that-
049-j: *completely turns his head around* YOU DID!?
049:...yes.
049-j: ....well- I may have once burned a lavender field-
049:...you..WHAT
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035: HAHA - PAY BACK BITCH!!! *le slap*
049-j: *angry and sad squark*
049:...MASK...
035: uuummmm m-my cherry- this isn't what you think- I-
049-j: my savour
049: J, after I peck 035 to death I'm going to teach you about a thing called karma.
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Ask or dare Scps
FanfictionThis is an ask or dare Scps book. If you want you can also ask and dare MTFs, researchers/doctors (e.g: dr. Clef) and O5 council members. There are ships in this book however it will be a bit more focused of the asks and dares. There will be swearin...
