PART 2
It turns out that whole story was just a dream and it was all fake when Uni went to sleep that first time. One day while Uni was laying down a beautiful Unicorn walked up to him. Uni loved this Unicorn. It's name was Jesse but it turns out Jesse was a boy and Uni was disgusted forever. After all the time in the Wilderness Uni was sad and decided to go back to his parents. But when he got home his parents were dead! Wait no they were hiding behind a wall. Uni's dad felt bad about what heppened when Uni was a baby so he gave Uni a chicken. Woah, wait a chicken? Why a chicken? I have no clue. But Uni didn't know what it was so he eat it and ended up getting food poisoning because it was mostly raw. No, it was all raw. Uni died. Wait I'm sorry he faked it. I bet you laughed there and that was cruel, but I can blame ya! The Unicorn doctor came to check up on him. How did Unicorns become doctors? Because of me, but that's another story. OK, so the doctor said he would be sick for the rest of his life and there was no hope for a cure. "Will he die" said Uni's mom. "Yes," said the doctor,"but not because of the food poisoning from me MURDERING HIM!" But the doctor unexpectedly exlpoded. Huh, what are the odds. But Uni did eventually died from natural causes at age 116. Oh too bad he was only one year away from being the oldest Unicorn ever and his birthday tomorrow. This story was really wierd but also AWESOME!
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
