These questions are not required to ask your pet, but are highly recommended. These are for safety procautions only, except for about 99% of them. K? (That's where you say kaposh.) Question number 1: Are you a dog or cat? If you get no response he/she is a kitty or a puppy. Question number 2: What is your favorite color? If you get a growl it is purple, green, red, orange, yellow, or blue. Or gray, I don't remember. Question number three: Have you been pooping lately? If you end up dealing with a large pile pof turd, he is constipated. Question number 4: Can you fly?! If you end up in the air with your pet, he can't fly. Question number 6: Are there any questions I missed? If you said yes, your pet has a serious illness. Question number 99: Are you in love? If you get a bark,it says it doesn't, but it's really lying to you. Maybe you should get a rock instead! They never go behind your back. And those are some questions you should ask your pet.
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
