I am a mouse. My life pretty much sucks. First of all everyone thinks I am just a disease carrying piece of poo. You know what judgemental humans? One day we will be leading and exterminating you. Would you like that? My cousin, Andy, was killed by a silly poisonous trap. But now we mice know all of those tricks. We even know how to use them on you. Let's just say there might be a little "kick" to your next drink. Next thing you know we will be living in your house and you would be in those nasty sewers. Oh and by the way, there are a few Crocodiles in there, so I would watch my back. Oh and by the way Rats carry more diseases than US! So I would focus more on exterminating them than us. The only cool human is the person who translated my thoughts, the amazing ChuckyDoodle. He would be the only human I would spare as a friend, while the rest of you suffer. All of you others are selfish brats. Hey why don't you do me a favor by eating a cheese in a trap. Just comment your results, and trust me, you will change your mind about us.
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
